I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one. Apparently responding to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time," isn't really proper. Don't ever irritate old people. The older they get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. When a man asked his wife if he was the only one she had ever been with she replied, "Yes. All the others were nines and tens." Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be accurate."