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Well......... I guess I was wrong when I said nuthin surprises me anymore. WTF!

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Thompson Twins, Salt & Peppa.

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Sorry — but I grew up in shit kicker country...


I had (plumber/pipefitter) collegues who went to hunting camp every fall in a cabin in Canada...

3 of them, 2 of them had full dentures, and each put them in a cup at night... The one without dentures, one night, switched the cups.

Sitting at the breakfast table, one of them exclaimed "my teeth are too tight" and the other "mine are too loose"... then both yelled "Yech!!!"

On another of those trips, one got stone drunk, and another put a hot dog sticking through his own pants' zipper and the other end into the drunk's sleeping mouth, and they took a picture that made its rounds later on the construction site...

Redneck humor, full of laughs, not much harm...
 

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I had (plumber/pipefitter) collegues who went to hunting camp every fall in a cabin in Canada...

3 of them, 2 of them had full dentures, and each put them in a cup at night... The one without dentures, one night, switched the cups.

Sitting at the breakfast table, one of them exclaimed "my teeth are too tight" and the other "mine are too loose"... then both yelled "Yech!!!"

On another of those trips, one got stone drunk, and another put a hot dog sticking through his own pants' zipper and the other end into the drunk's sleeping mouth, and they took a picture that made its rounds later on the construction site...

Redneck humor, full of laughs, not much harm...
hahah! falling asleep first is a party fouwl....never commit a paretie fouwl.
 

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One night we went to Artie's house for band practice. He was asleep on the couch with both hands clasped over his crotch...sooo, we found a raw hotdog, covered it with catsup, let his little dog smell it and placed it smoothly into his hands.

It took several seconds before Art woke up but when he did and saw the dog eating his johnson...he screamed and leaped off the couch. No cell phones back in the 1800's but the look on his face was priceless!
 
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As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly! The best episode.


I remember that one! I roared laughing. You never saw the turkeys come down, but you didn’t have to.
 

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This is the same old Ginger or Maryann.....
I vote Maryann and Baily.
My guess is anyone liking the other ones like them both also.
 

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This is the same old Ginger or Maryann.....
I vote Maryann and Baily.
My guess is anyone liking the other ones like them both also.
I was thinking the same thing. Two different kinds of hot.
 

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