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Q. What do you get when a clam farts?
A. Shell gas

Reminds me of
- "What do you call an upside-down blonde?"
- "A brunette with bad breath..."...
okay, I'm outa here...
 

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^^^ I am not sure I got the whole picture. Going left to right.
AR: Is that a young Rod Stewart?
C: Not sure about the next guy.
HIV: Looks like Freddy Mercury. I guess that is the joke. Not funny for me.
E: Epstein from "Welcome back Kotter?"
Steve Martin said, "Comedy is not pretty!"
 

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^^^ I am not sure I got the whole picture. Going left to right.
AR: Is that a young Rod Stewart?
C: Not sure about the next guy.
HIV: Looks like Freddy Mercury. I guess that is the joke. Not funny for me.
E: Epstein from "Welcome back Kotter?"
Steve Martin said, "Comedy is not pretty!"
You put some thought into that.
 

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That's the band known as QUEEN

Freddy Mercury died from HIV
 

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This one made me LOL!


Joe Biden Green Screen Conspiracies, Jokes Erupt Over White House Video​

BY BRENDAN COLE ON 3/17/21 AT 6:58 AM EDT

06:08

U.S.JOE BIDENIMMIGRATIONWHITE HOUSETWITTER
President Joe Biden may like to portray himself as being a safe pair of hands, but their strange appearance in front of reporters as he departed the White House has sparked some quizzical reaction on social media.
Before Biden made his way towards Marine One on the South Lawn lawn en route to Pennsylvania to promote his $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill, he was asked about the situation at the U.S. border with Mexico.
Biden's Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said on Tuesday that the U.S. is facing the biggest surge of migrants at its southwestern frontier for two decades.
When one of the journalists asked, "Do you have any plans to travel to the southern border?" Biden replied, "not at the moment."

But it was not his response that got the attention on social media. Rather, it was the video of the exchange, in which his hand appeared to go through the front of the reporters' microphones.


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Yah that could be them 'after' they went to school to learn how to play,,,,....K, go ahead and flame me.

Speaking of went to school, the guitarist Brian May has a doctorate in astrophysics. Can never tell a book by its cover
 

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in which his hand appeared to go through the front of the reporters' microphones.
HAHAHA! Appeared to go thru — what a humor. Check out the captures here:

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watch the vid and it's plain-as-the-nose-on-his face. (well if you could still see a face nowadays)

BF
 

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Saw this as a bumper sticker on a truck the other day.

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At the Urologist's office yesterday at that counter where you go on the way out to schedule upcoming appointments, if and. Looked off to the side and saw this ad for meds for METASTATIC CASTRATION RESISTENT POSTRATE CANCER!!

My initial reaction is that this doesn't sound funny at all.
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HAHAHA! Appeared to go thru — what a humor. Check out the captures here:


watch the vid and it's plain-as-the-nose-on-his face. (well if you could still see a face nowadays)

BF
More and more video is showing up that proves biden is staged.
 

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At the Urologist's office yesterday at that counter where you go on the way out to schedule upcoming appointments, if and. Looked off to the side and saw this ad for meds for METASTATIC CASTRATION RESISTENT POSTRATE CANCER!!

My initial reaction is that this doesn't sound funny at all.
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castrate-resistant prostate cancer​

Listen to pronunciation
(KAS-trayt-reh-ZIH-stunt PROS-tayt KAN-ser)

Prostate cancer that keeps growing even when the amount of testosterone in the body is reduced to very low levels. Many early-stage prostate cancers need normal levels of testosterone to grow, but castrate-resistant prostate cancers do not. Also called CRPC.

Waiting for the punch line, Tom.
 

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castrate-resistant prostate cancer​

Listen to pronunciation
(KAS-trayt-reh-ZIH-stunt PROS-tayt KAN-ser)

Prostate cancer that keeps growing even when the amount of testosterone in the body is reduced to very low levels. Many early-stage prostate cancers need normal levels of testosterone to grow, but castrate-resistant prostate cancers do not. Also called CRPC.

Waiting for the punch line, Tom.

Unfortunately there is no punchline unless you are one of those poor f*cks who end up with this and then it's a cosmic joke. And cosmic jokes are notoriously unfunny.
 

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Unfortunately there is no punchline

so is this a pill, a surgery? Or you don't want to get it kind of thing?
 

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METASTATIC CASTRATION RESISTENT POSTRATE CANCER
Unh...
And the prostrate cancer that isn't castration resistant??

'Lucky' you — you get yer balls cut off??

Burrrrr

BF