JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Ensoniq]

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Not deep enough. The cliche 6 feet under is because as someone more knowledgeable than me determined, that’s the depth animals can’t smell the corpse. You don’t need old problems resurfacing later

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Son of Gloin]

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“The horror,...the horror.”

I’m another that believes pineapple does not belong on a pizza. I wouldn’t put peach, apple or raspberries on one, either. Fruit and pizza don’t mix.

 

[Unca Walt]

Anchovies are so bad on pizza that you might as well put pineapple on top of them, too.

 

[engineear]

Plain cheese and on a rare occasion, pepperoni...l have spoken

 

[Son of Gloin]

A lot of people disagree, but I don’t think mushrooms belong on a pizza, either. They just suck the flavor right off a pizza. Now, mushrooms and a steak are a different story.

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

The disgusting fools are just so proud of themselves and the slavery they have voluntarily adopted!

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

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[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Fatrat]

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Not that bunch of kids, the kids who worry about the environment are doing do-gooder stuff somewhere else.

 

[The Snack Artist]

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush..."

 

[Goldhedge]

Not bad for your 4th post.... LOL

 

[Unca Walt]

The Palestinians have a new weapon against the Israelis: Ham grenades.

 

[Lt Dan]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

The Bidens are seated together in a nice restaurant. The waiter comes to take their orders.
He says to Mrs Biden, "Good evening Dr Biden. Have you decided on an entree?"
"Yes", she replies "I'll have the New York Strip, medium rare".
"Very good" says the waiter. "And for the vegetable?"
She replies "Oh, he'll have the same."

 

[gringott]

 

[Son of Gloin]

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I’m watching Blue Bloods on Hulu, right now, in season 9, somewhere. Maybe episode 14. Steven Schirippa has a role as an investigator for the DA’s office. I just watched him look a NYPD cop (Eddie Jenko) in the face and seriously tell her that if she puts pineapple on a pizza she is “Dead to me.” Laughed out loud.

 

[gringott]

 

[gringott]

 

[WillA2]

Final countdown begins this Saturday.

4-3-21

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Final countdown begins this Saturday.

4-3-21

 

[The Snack Artist]

So a woman walks into a bar and the drunk there asks her, "Hey! Can I smell your feet?" She says, "Absolutely not you perv!" The drunk says, "Oh, it must be your ***** then!"

 

[Mujahideen]

 

[WillA2]

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April 3, 2021
4-3-21

 

[Lt Dan]

 

[BarnacleBob]