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Some may find it funny, but they are both the same to me. A picture is dreadfully incomplete. I don't care about a picture, a woman is who she is. Okay, I shave and keep my hair in check so I am don't look like a crazy fart. That's just a modicum of respect for society. And I expect that others will shave and trim so they don't look like crazies. I will excuse bad shaves, and just accept that some guys don't do it every day. No big deal. I shave every day, even though I have nearly zero work contacts.
I'm pushing 65 and the last time I shaved or had a hair cut I was 17. I don't care what society thinks.
 

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That's a good sign. I infer it may be a farmer.

I am just some nobody, and my sign would (or should, if truthful) list Glock for short range, Savage rifle for medium range, and just "backhoe" for the last. Nobody needs to know the make of my backhoe. The bucket is bigger than I want (24"), but it does the job. I wonder about a JD tractor and what attachment would dispose of an attacker. I don't think a simple tractor would be useful for spreading a body across a field. Nor do I think a body would easily add to my compost pile.

So my sign would probably have to explain the situation better. I don't want you here. I don't want violence. I don't want to have to defend my family and kill you. I don't want to deal with your remains. So please just move along. I DO HAVE PREPAID LEGAL REPRESENTATION, so don't think you can win in court, even if you do live after your attack.
 

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That's a good sign. I infer it may be a farmer.

I am just some nobody, and my sign would (or should, if truthful) list Glock for short range, Savage rifle for medium range, and just "backhoe" for the last. Nobody needs to know the make of my backhoe. The bucket is bigger than I want (24"), but it does the job. I wonder about a JD tractor and what attachment would dispose of an attacker. I don't think a simple tractor would be useful for spreading a body across a field. Nor do I think a body would easily add to my compost pile.

So my sign would probably have to explain the situation better. I don't want you here. I don't want violence. I don't want to have to defend my family and kill you. I don't want to deal with your remains. So please just move along. I DO HAVE PREPAID LEGAL REPRESENTATION, so don't think you can win in court, even if you do live after your attack.
 

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No no no GH, they chose wisely, we can impale four of the fuckers at a time with that object.
 

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3rd from left has silly cones...