Ect, Ect...Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed!
Younger people sure do have a differently programmed brain. Yesterday, I went into a male bathroom and did my business at the urinal.
That's not important.I was just trying to act like a gentleman.
That's not important.
If you've been watching them dismantle our social construct for the last 20 years, you know.
Don't you know, we're all one big happy family in the world, with butterflies and puppies and slow walks on the beach.
Bad things only happen to other people.
Was her name Michelle?Younger people sure do have a differently programmed brain. Yesterday, I went into a male bathroom and did my business at the urinal.
I could hear someone in one of the toilet stalls. I went and washed my hands. A young woman, around 20, came out of a toilet stall. I told her that this was the male bathroom and the she should use the girls bathroom next door in the hall. She said the bathroom in the room she worked in was being used, so she used this one (male). Then she got snotty and said "sooorrrrryy" sarcastically.
All I was trying to do, was tell the young woman that it was inappropriate to use the men's room. She was acting like I was being a jerk. I was just trying to act like a gentleman. If I went and used the woman's bathroom, I would have been arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Young people need to learn what bathroom to use!
Probably not. She was a 20 or so year old, nice looking chick. I kind of think she hiding in that male bathroom and using her texting device. I willWas her name Michelle?