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IT IS GOOD TO SEE THE FIRE DEPT. IS WELL TRAINED ON RXR CROSSINGS !!!
Let me know when you stop laughing !

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Sung to the tune of Abracadabra (with apologies to Steve Miller)

Every time Fauci calls my name
I freak out cause I'm not to blame
Not to blame, that cases are higher
It's the vaxed, feeding the fire

Abra abracadabra
He wants to reach out and jab ya
 

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Why you don't want to do stupid stuff when you're young and stupid.

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A salesman knocks on a door. An eight year old kid answers the door wearing boxers while clutching a cigar in his teeth, with a martini in one hand and a Playboy magazine in the other. Taken aback, the salesman asks, “Are your parents home?” The kid replies, “What the hell do you think?”
 

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didn't know where to put this...

when I've had a padlock - and lost the key, I just use a side-grinder...

but. some tool-boxes (Ridgid Construction Gang Box, for instance) have a recessed lock-hole, so you can't get at it with a grinder...

I'd never seen this lock-opening method, but it sure looks "convenient" - and if you find the key again, it'll still work... (little "explosion" releases the tumblers / spring)

 

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Went to Frickers with a bunch of friends Saturday night. Everyone bitched about the lighting & the size of font on the menu. The prices were even smaller than that. Lets just say the waitress had heard it before........ about a million times!
 

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Why you don't want to do stupid stuff when you're young and stupid.

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Her show on cable can be far more gross than. jus' sayin'
Mrs. watches it when it is real gross.
 

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And then there is Army stuck.
My old neighbor had lots of good Nam stories. Some he probably did not remember too well, some maybe I don't remember too well. One of them was a tank stuck in the mud. I guess a tow-tank was not enough, so maybe some explosives would do the trick. I guess it worked... They did not have to get the tank out of the mud.