JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[mtnman]

 

[Goldhedge]

Whatcha think?

Dear Customer,​

My name is John Chamber of Citi Bank Texas, How are you doing today? I wish to inform you that your total fund of $4.5 Million was deposited here by the United Nation compensation board and we have made all the arrangements on how to ensure that your fund hits your account. You are advised to provide the information below to us to enable us to enhance the transfer.​

Your BANK NAME:​

Your bank address:​

Your account number/ routing number​

Your Full name and address.​

Your Cell Phone number.​

You are to forward all the above details to this email Address AT: ( citibankgroupdallsoffice@gmail.com ) as soon as possible and We shall proceed and get your fund transferred into your account once we receive the above information​

​

Yours faithfully​

JOHN CHAMBER​

Operations manager​

CITI BANK OF TEXAS​

Emailcitibankgroupdallsoffice@gmail.com)​

Phone : +1 409 698 0009 Text only​

​

or is this a better deal?

My name is John White and I am among American troops currently deployed in Syria, my rank is a captain.​

the reason for contacting you through your email is that I have a proposal for you and I got your email address when I was seeking on the internet to see if I can find someone I can share this with and come across your email address.​

I urgently need to safeguard some amount of money I have here in my possession which is worth the sum of eleven million five hundred thousand US Dollars (11.5 Million)​

I came across this cash while on operation three days ago, as we were on the massive attack against the ISIS terrorist and nobody else knows that I have this money here with me because I still hide it somewhere.​

my colleagues here did not know about this money because I hide it out of other items that were confiscated from the ISIS hideout.​

I deemed it necessary to look out for somebody that will keep this money for me until I complete my duty here in about 6 months' time, I want to know if you are willing to do that and I am going to share this money 40/60 with you.​

I am still an active soldier and I personally did not want anyone to know about this and my plans of moving this money to you will be through a delivery cargo company that delivers food and medicine here.​

I am going to reply back to you tomorrow if you agree with my proposal.​

note that you can only communicate with me through my private email address at: johnwhit09@yahoo.com and I will be wait for your reply.​

thank you​

John White​

​

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Whatcha think?

Here;

Scan this into your phone.
Will insure proper payment.

Just a little help
BF

 

[Uncle]

Whatcha think?

Dear Customer,​

My name is John Chamber of Citi Bank Texas, How are you doing today? I wish to inform you that your total fund of $4.5 Million was deposited here by the United Nation compensation board and we have made all the arrangements on how to ensure that your fund hits your account. You are advised to provide the information below to us to enable us to enhance the transfer.​

Your BANK NAME:​

Your bank address:​

Your account number/ routing number​

Your Full name and address.​

Your Cell Phone number.​

You are to forward all the above details to this email Address AT: ( citibankgroupdallsoffice@gmail.com ) as soon as possible and We shall proceed and get your fund transferred into your account once we receive the above information​

​

Yours faithfully​

JOHN CHAMBER​

Operations manager​

CITI BANK OF TEXAS​

Emailcitibankgroupdallsoffice@gmail.com)​

Phone : +1 409 698 0009 Text only​

​

or is this a better deal?

My name is John White and I am among American troops currently deployed in Syria, my rank is a captain.​

the reason for contacting you through your email is that I have a proposal for you and I got your email address when I was seeking on the internet to see if I can find someone I can share this with and come across your email address.​

I urgently need to safeguard some amount of money I have here in my possession which is worth the sum of eleven million five hundred thousand US Dollars (11.5 Million)​

I came across this cash while on operation three days ago, as we were on the massive attack against the ISIS terrorist and nobody else knows that I have this money here with me because I still hide it somewhere.​

my colleagues here did not know about this money because I hide it out of other items that were confiscated from the ISIS hideout.​

I deemed it necessary to look out for somebody that will keep this money for me until I complete my duty here in about 6 months' time, I want to know if you are willing to do that and I am going to share this money 40/60 with you.​

I am still an active soldier and I personally did not want anyone to know about this and my plans of moving this money to you will be through a delivery cargo company that delivers food and medicine here.​

I am going to reply back to you tomorrow if you agree with my proposal.​

note that you can only communicate with me through my private email address at: johnwhit09@yahoo.com and I will be wait for your reply.​

thank you​

John White​

​

Send 10 SAEs to each to limit risk on the return side.

Golden Regards
Uncle

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[gringott]

 

[Goldbrix]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Goldbrix]

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LMAO !

 

[hammerhead]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Someone_else]

Uh, yeah. It was your teeth.

 

[the_shootist]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[chieftain]

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Odd looking Maserati

 

[engineear]

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...cuz I remember the stupid shit when I'm sober, not so much the other way...

 

[JayDubya]

'I'll write a cheque' to anyone who can decipher what Biden's trying to convey​

 

[mtnman]

 

[Ensoniq]

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The political engineer says it’s not our fault, Trump cancelled the maintenance regulations we proposed

 

[Bottom Feeder]

With the winter panic season coming up I just want to remind y'all that —

Be careful out there,
BF

 

[engineear]

With the winter panic season coming up I just want to remind y'all that —

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Be careful out there,
BF

Sticky side works but pulls off some extra pubes in a tender area....ouchie

 

[Goldhedge]

Sticky side works but pulls off some extra pubes in a tender area....ouchie

that will 'wipe' your ass for sure....

 

[Lt Dan]

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I tried to warn them about their car's extended warranty.

 

[chieftain]

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That should read "IT consultant"; the engineer would have bricked the engine management computer with a dodgy update

 

[Evl Bnkr]

 

[Evl Bnkr]

 

[Evl Bnkr]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Ensoniq]

^^^

That took a second

 

[Lt Dan]

^^^

That took a second

Being type O, yeah I got it too, just didn't think it all that funny! Sorry!

 

[Traderjoe]

 

[Ensoniq]

Who had bucking steer just misses cycle and takes out a gas pump on the 2021+bingo card

Imagine Riding Your Bike When This Happens!

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