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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
 

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It’s all in how you say it.
As pastor of the church was ending the service, he held up his hands to pray, the congregation fell silent. “Lord, we are but dust before you…”
And in the pastor’s quiet pause, you could hear a small child’s voice ask, “Daddy, what’s butt dust?”
 

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I got my latest booster yesterday and woke up this morning craving an Italian sub. Is this normal?

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YOU’RE NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL? GOOD! | POPP CULTURE​

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A stunning and brave poisonous tree frog on Bolde thinks most men aren’t husband material. You know what I say? GOOD!
 
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^^^ That doll would be a good exchange for the doll in Toy Story, where the bad kid did things to his sister's dolls. A dinosaur or reptile head would be a good start. Or fireworks.
 

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