Superman was asked in an interview if he ever had a moment things went unexpectedly. He said that while flying over Metropolus, he saw Wonder Woman laying completely naked on the roof of her penthouse, thrashing her hips up in the air. The Man of Steel wated no time and swooped right in and started hammering the beautiful lady. The interviewer exclaimed that Wonder Woman must have been surprised by his action. With that, Superman answered, "Not as surprised as The Invisible Man".
WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their facilities in response to an increase in their ever-growing business, whereupon the local Baptist Church, across the street, started a campaign to block the whorehouse from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening daily prayer meetings. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the fire, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." So, late last week, 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the brothel's owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. During the trial, the crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply and then declared, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"