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TAEZZAR

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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
 

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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
 

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An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
 

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I once took a woman out to eat and I did.
I once took a woman out to eat at 2 am on graduation night at NIU. I had no money. The place was packed (students, parents, relatives, friends you name it) and extremely short staffed due to workers who quit. A actual madhouse. One look around and I told her, order anything you want, it's on me. Get it?
 

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You got to train them young for their future careers in the "coffee industry".
 

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My wife and daughter used to play some restaurant games on the ipad. I guess the goal was to make money by making meals, keeping the customers happy, and expanding.

Maybe a more realistic version would bring in inspectors, tax collectors, and local politicians throwing sticks in the spokes. The splash screen could have a variety of Despair demotivational posters.
 

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My wife and daughter used to play some restaurant games on the ipad. I guess the goal was to make money by making meals, keeping the customers happy, and expanding.

Maybe a more realistic version would bring in inspectors, tax collectors, and local politicians throwing sticks in the spokes. The splash screen could have a variety of Despair demotivational posters.
Don't forget the freeloading cops, donut and coffee in the morning, sandwich and soda at lunch and a steak and a beer for dinner. Daily.
 

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We are sharing the roads and byways with that human scum.
 

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Just out for a quick ride and a swim at the same time. There is a service road there but with a 10 foot deep ditch in between there and the highway. Its a long way forward or back no matter which way he goes, unless he ditches his bike and swims for the highway, lol.


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