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BarnacleBob

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definition of relative humidity in Kentucky!

the sweat on your balls while youre banging your sister!
 

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guy arrives in a new town just off the boat. he asks a stranger "where can i get fucked"? stranger says right down the street at the house with the red door. guy goes down to the house beats on the door. a voice behind the door says "what do you want"? he says "i want to get fucked"! voice says "slide 20 dollars under the door". he does, waits for a while. nothing happens. he beats on the door again. voice says "what do you want"? he says "i want to get fucked". voice says "what? again"?
 

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More like the European royal families.
you bring back a memory. i was in africa camped out a the ngorongoro crater. there was a large group of people around a fire. everyone was saying where they were from and what animals they had seen. when it came to me i said Kentucky. a british limey cocksucker chimed in and said "Kentucky? isnt that where all the inbreds are from?" i was kind of dumbfounded and didnt know what to say. another guy from the states replied" we call them inbreds! you call them royalty!" he shut the fuck up after that!
 

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Factcheckers called this wrong. I agree. Depends on the load. It could be 25.1 gph full load!

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Plus it is likely that more than one vehicle charging station is being run simultaneously from one generator, so the mpg calculation is a worst case scenario /somewhat disingenuous.
 

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Whats up with the elves thing?
Unh... whats it about, now?
I took it for a euphemism for white peoples.
That's cool, but I saw nothing wrong with honky.

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Whats up with the elves thing?
Unh... whats it about, now?
I took it for a euphemism for white peoples.
That's cool, but I saw nothing wrong with honky.

BF
Honky is under direct attack by the Hollywood goons! The elves are NOT whitey. Whitey fighting back is the absolutely correct thing to do.
 

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Honky is under direct attack by the Hollywood goons! The elves are NOT whitey. Whitey fighting back is the absolutely correct thing to do.
"The Wolof term honq, “red, pink,” a term frequently used in to describe white men in African languages."
 

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No, no, I wasn't focused on honky.

WTF are the elves about?
 

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I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!!

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my joint out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.

All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
 

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