guy arrives in a new town just off the boat. he asks a stranger "where can i get fucked"? stranger says right down the street at the house with the red door. guy goes down to the house beats on the door. a voice behind the door says "what do you want"? he says "i want to get fucked"! voice says "slide 20 dollars under the door". he does, waits for a while. nothing happens. he beats on the door again. voice says "what do you want"? he says "i want to get fucked". voice says "what? again"?
you bring back a memory. i was in africa camped out a the ngorongoro crater. there was a large group of people around a fire. everyone was saying where they were from and what animals they had seen. when it came to me i said Kentucky. a british limey cocksucker chimed in and said "Kentucky? isnt that where all the inbreds are from?" i was kind of dumbfounded and didnt know what to say. another guy from the states replied" we call them inbreds! you call them royalty!" he shut the fuck up after that!