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Got my new bike. It uses a small black hole (1 millionth inch across) to create a natural vacuum right in front, pulling it along. You slow it down by closing the lamprey teeth = less vacuum ahead. All the way shut, and it stops.

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Ah well... as to the rest: Steering is the same as on a terrestrial bike, except you can tilt the lamprey mouth upwards to climb up in the air. Great for shortcuts across mountains.
 

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Got my new bike. It uses a small black hole (1 millionth inch across) to create a natural vacuum right in front, pulling it along. You slow it down by closing the lamprey teeth = less vacuum ahead. All the way shut, and it stops.

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Ah well... as to the rest: Steering is the same as on a terrestrial bike, except you can tilt the lamprey mouth upwards to climb up in the air. Great for shortcuts across mountains
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Lol then they're all "wait, let me try again" and then commence flailing all over the place for few couple seconds until bumping or into an inanimate, or oftentimes animate objects, or just looking half retarded...
 

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Did you hear about the Boogers that got married?


They tied the snot. :Yuck:
 

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That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "Let's go Brandon!", what he meant was, "Fuck Joe Biden."

And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly hated Biden too.
 

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