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"What do you call a psychic gnome who just broke out of prison?"

"A small medium at large"
 

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"What do you call a psychic gnome who just broke out of prison?"

"A small medium at large"

I was going to go with Fauci, but he’s soon to be heading into prison not breaking out
 

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Husband: I'm washing my sweatshirt. What setting should I use
on the washing machine?
Wife: What does it say on your shirt?
Husband: OHIO STATE!

Husband (lying in bed with his wife): I'm going to make you the
happiest woman in the world...!
Wife: I'll help you pack.

Husband: It's so hot today. What do you think the neighbors would
say if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: Probably that I married you for your money.

When creating husbands, God promised women that good men
and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...
then He made the earth round!
 

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I got a New Truck

I bought a new truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

“Nelson,” the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”

“Willie” he continued, and “On The Road Again” flowed from the speakers.

Then he said, “Ray Charles,” and in an instant “Georgia On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away so happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, “Beethoven” I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles” I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, “Crazy Bitch!”

The radio replied, “Hillary, Maxine, Kamala, Warren, Ocasio, or Pelosi?”

GOD, I love this truck!
 

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