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The jokes write themselves sometimes...

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He wrote a book while he had that teevee show Rescue Me. The book was the exact opposite of the image he promoted during the time of that quote above. Totally leftist sell out. How do I know? My kid bought the book and so I read it. Leary is a fake piece of shit.
 

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He wrote a book while he had that teevee show Rescue Me. The book was the exact opposite of the image he promoted during the time of that quote above. Totally leftist sell out. How do I know? My kid bought the book and so I read it. Leary is a fake piece of shit.
The qoute is actually from a character he played in the movie Demolition Man.
Not his words.
 

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there is a talent show in london they ask if there is anyone in the audience who has a special talent. a guy screams"i can sing from me bum!" they usher him onstage he drops his pants and proceeds to shit all over the place. the promoters yell at him "what are you doing?" "im clearing me throat!"
 

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Just wanted everyone to know, that whoever has been in contact with me in any way over the last 14 days should stay indoors and contact your nearest test center.
I’m so sorry to every one of my friends and family and those who have been in close proximity to me.
I have had symptoms for a few days now and it has just been confirmed.
I have been diagnosed with being awesome, good-looking, hilarious and completely nuts.
I'm told there is no cure as of yet for all 4 symptoms together.
 

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I always wondered how the Land of Nod got its name...
 

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Adams' son took his wife from the land of Nod. Who lived in the land of Nod. Adam and Eve were not the first...

Maybe they were tired of dealing with the daughters and sent them away for sanity reasons.
 

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Three recorded sons. Daughters were not necessarily recorded.
So what you are really saying & admitting is that all of mankind is the product of incest between brothers, sisters, daughters, sons, mothers & fathers!

Do you really believe this tripe or are you willing to entertain the idea that the two Genesis stories of the creation are missing some very relevant information... Info thats been sanitized over the centuries by the various writers and church editors....
 

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So what you are really saying & admitting is that all of mankind is the product of incest between brothers, sisters, daughters, sons, mothers & fathers!
Sort of like the Biden family?
 

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Son of Gloin

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So what you are really saying & admitting is that all of mankind is the product of incest between brothers, sisters, daughters, sons, mothers & fathers!

Do you really believe this tripe or are you willing to entertain the idea that the two Genesis stories of the creation are missing some very relevant information... Info thats been sanitized over the centuries by the various writers and church editors....
Be nice, Bob. There’s no doubt the RC hierarchy played fast and loose with scripture. Unfortunately, that can’t be undone.
 

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Be nice, Bob. There’s no doubt the RC hierarchy played fast and loose with scripture. Unfortunately, that can’t be undone.
You know? I'd just like to get in on this BUT, but me thinkis the whiskey and the beers will inter-fears. just say'n
 

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So what you are really saying & admitting is that all of mankind is the product of incest between brothers, sisters, daughters, sons, mothers & fathers!

Do you really believe this tripe or are you willing to entertain the idea that the two Genesis stories of the creation are missing some very relevant information... Info thats been sanitized over the centuries by the various writers and church editors....

Yes.
 

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Indeed, my lips are sealed, this afterall is the joke forum not the religion forum...
Yep, some of us really believe the Jesus story and some of us are very skeptical. Myself, I obviously believe it. I’m just not sure about all the details. But, I believe Jesus Christ is real and He is the Son of God. All that other stuff is open for debate. I don’t care if Noah had an actual ark and filled it with two of each kind and floated around for a year, or thereabouts. He might have. It might be just a story to fill in the questionable gaps. But, it was a damn big boat!
 

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