Guy walks into a bar, asks the bartender if she wants to hear a blonde joke.
Bartender says, "well, I'm a blonde, and a former MMA fighter, the gal sitting next to you is the county prosecutor and she's a blonde and the gal on the other side of you is a nuclear physicist and she's a blonde, are you sure you want to be telling blonde jokes?"
Guy says, "not if I have to tell it 3 times."
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
First, the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. Second, the bouncer is a blonde girl and she has a billy club.
Third, I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.Fourth, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter and fifth, the lady to your
right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!