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He waffles quite a bit. I suppose he's trying to appear objective when he does one of these flip flops but we all know he's a commie at heart!
JOKE OF THE DAY!?!
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I didn't watch it either. He is an ass no matter what he's doing now. I have a long memory.
Dare ya to watch the first four minutes and stop... 
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Dare ya to watch the first four minutes and stop...
Nice to see someone win on one of those sucker machines. I recall trying one like that back when I about 16 years old.
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Hand Job After A Round Of Golf
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER $2.50
HAMBURGER: $3.50
CHEESEBURGER: $4.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $4.75
HAND JOB: $150.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the beautiful female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a broad, knowing smile.
“May I help you, sir?”
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,
“I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a broad smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am. I give the best handjobs around!”
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,
“Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”
Those five gallon gas cans are going for $58 at WalMart...
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A humble guy.
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And either spayed or neutered, should have stayed a wolf...
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oohbah goobah! Mo diversity!
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At one time South Africa was on the cutting edge of technology. The first Artificial heart was developed there. Now it's a shithole and run by that Chimp looking thing. Sad.
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I bet her real name is Blenda, 'cause food goes in vertically.
Moldy oldy but still good...
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Certainty of death? What are we waiting for?
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I’m not going to call that lady ugly, because ugliness is more a manifestation of attitude, intention and behavior than anything else, but she is one very bizarre looking person. Almost a deformity.
Pilgrims -- whoever came up with the snake venom idea clearly is not au courant with Far Eastern "gourmet" street food. I have a series of photos I took where a delicious taste treat was prepared: A live poisonous snake hanging from an IBM money clip was skinned. As it writhed, the 'chef' took a razor and drew about four ounces of venous blood from the long vein going down the snake's body, catching it in a glass.
Then, she (the chef) took the writhing snake and cut its "chest" open. Got another four ounces, this time bright red lung blood in a glass.
Next, she cut the gut of the snake and recovered a shot glass of bright green bile.
Lastly, the still writhing snake was milked into another shot glass for its venom.
All four of these delights were placed on a tray and put in front of a customer. The guy knocked back the bile (grimacing horribly), and chased it with the venous blood. Then he picked up the venom, knocked it back, and chased it with the lung blood.
Pilgrims -- Can you imagine how many folks in the Far East would look at that "reveal" with wonder and hilarity?
Then, she (the chef) took the writhing snake and cut its "chest" open. Got another four ounces, this time bright red lung blood in a glass.
Next, she cut the gut of the snake and recovered a shot glass of bright green bile.
Lastly, the still writhing snake was milked into another shot glass for its venom.
All four of these delights were placed on a tray and put in front of a customer. The guy knocked back the bile (grimacing horribly), and chased it with the venous blood. Then he picked up the venom, knocked it back, and chased it with the lung blood.
Pilgrims -- Can you imagine how many folks in the Far East would look at that "reveal" with wonder and hilarity?
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Son of Gloin
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Walt, I don’t know how bemused those folks might be over the snake venom revelation, but I do believe anybody who would torture themselves with snake bile, venom and blood, thinking they’re doing something positive in any way, is unequivocally “nuckin’ futz!!!”
Got that right. The shit I have seen... If I mention it, folks always secretly think I am pulling the long bow.
I've seen stacks of cooked dogs. Everything left (eg: whole as in guts and all) as when they dumped the live dog in the cooker. No fur. Six foot stack.
I've seen girls for sale in special stalls 80 feet long. I do not like the orient. I have forgotten most of my Mandarin.
Tsau ni, tsau muchin ren.
Ni fumu meiyou jyewhun.
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HOOHAH!! LATE EDIT ADD
I found at least one pic of the snake thingy:
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I MAY find the pic I took at extreme risk of the girls for sale. My puter is lookin'... nope... damn.
WAY LATER UPDATE Found it!!
I've seen stacks of cooked dogs. Everything left (eg: whole as in guts and all) as when they dumped the live dog in the cooker. No fur. Six foot stack.
I've seen girls for sale in special stalls 80 feet long. I do not like the orient. I have forgotten most of my Mandarin.
Tsau ni, tsau muchin ren.
Ni fumu meiyou jyewhun.
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HOOHAH!! LATE EDIT ADD
I found at least one pic of the snake thingy:
I MAY find the pic I took at extreme risk of the girls for sale. My puter is lookin'... nope... damn.
WAY LATER UPDATE Found it!!
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While you are waiting, I found the pic of my katana over my fireplace.
