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[Ensoniq]

If you go and investigate these you'll find most of them are treatments for the viruses. My question, If they are treatments and the medical profession is about helping people, then why are they patented so no one else can make them?

Because if you want anyone to spend their 500 million dollars and their time to figure it out, you need to let them own the profit temporarily as an incentive to so.

if you say let the gov Do it, I’ll remind that Milton F said if we put the go In charge of deserts they’ll run out of sand in 10 years

its a crooked system but I haven’t seen a better one yet

 

[mtnman]

Because if you want anyone to spend their 500 million dollars and their time to figure it out, you need to let them own the profit temporarily as an incentive to so.

if you say let the gov Do it, I’ll remind that Milton F said if we put the go In charge of deserts they’ll run out of sand in 10 years

its a crooked system but I haven’t seen a better one yet

Temporarily is fine and recouping the investment is the only way to stay in business but patents last twenty years. That's long enough to be worthless when they expire.

 

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[mtnman]

DNA Testing Reveals Mailman Fathered Over 1900 Children Between 1951 And 1964

Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Pete knew just about everyone on his route. Week in and week...

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[Unca Walt]

 

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[Krag]

I never thought orthopedic shoes were for me... but now I stand
corrected.

There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a
terrible king, but a great ruler.

Have you seen my book for stuntmen on how to fall down stairs?
It's a step-by-step guide.

"Doctor, my child swallowed a roll of film. What should I do?"
"Let's wait and see if anything develops."

My child was chewing on electric cords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better now, and conducting himself properly

 

[mtnman]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Ensoniq]

this is so funny and true

ive got a few cats and pay for compounding into liquid, or I crush in mortar and mix with canned chicken juice or quarter the pill and slip into 4 shrimp pieces

its sneaky or bleedy just nothing in between

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[Ensoniq]

Wasn’t this the first thing dad taught us

Don’t stick your finger in it

What Could Go Wrong? Fisherman Sticks His Finger In A Pufferfish Mouth!

A pufferfish can bite your finger off. They can bite through the bone. No joke. Posted By Ghost

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[BarnacleBob]

 

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[Unca Walt]

Wasn’t this the first thing dad taught us

Don’t stick your finger in it

What Could Go Wrong? Fisherman Sticks His Finger In A Pufferfish Mouth!

A pufferfish can bite your finger off. They can bite through the bone. No joke. Posted By Ghost

worldstarhiphop.com

Oh deary dear!

Yer fave dumbass Unca did that once (ONCE!!) at 90 feet of water off Boca Raton. Those fish break clamshells to eat. I escaped with a purple fingertip.

Oh... a puffer that size cannot swim at all while inflated with ocean. His dinky little fins -- which work just fine when he is not full of sea water -- do nothing. So you can actually play with them safely. Roll 'em, tilt them, tickle their silly little tailfin, pretend you are making a three-pointer...

You can outswim the larger ones even when they are deflated, BTW. So when you catch one, he turns into a fargin medieval mace head. Rock hard

Just. Don't. Poke him inna face.

Ever.

 

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[JayDubya]

A rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car broke down. They set out to find help and came to a farmhouse.
When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed.
The rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the beds. Ten minutes after the rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom door. The rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a pig!"
The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the bedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same room as a cow! It's against my religion!"
The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals.
In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow entered..

 

[mtnman]

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That'd be me...

 

[JayDubya]

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit. editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well then, let it read "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a 7 word minimum for all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks thing over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died: 1983 Pickup for sale."

 

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this is so funny and true

ive got a few cats and pay for compounding into liquid, or I crush in mortar and mix with canned chicken juice or quarter the pill and slip into 4 shrimp pieces

its sneaky or bleedy just nothing in between

Try putting medicine down a Macaw's throat !!
That's solid Oak that he is destroying. Fingers are child's play !!!