JOKE OF THE DAY!?!
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she must have had wedding cake.... why do they always turn...?
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I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days EVERY MONTH and doesn’t die.
Or don’t mess with an animal that can bleed for five days every month and doesn’t die.
Son of Gloin
Certainty of death? What are we waiting for?
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Somebody apparently didn’t take care of herself.
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Not me. I left school after ten years. worked for someone else for 15 more then I worked for myself until I retired a couple of years ago. Now I'm comfortable and I just play.
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Some marital advice:
The difference between "complete" and "finished": When you marry the right woman, you are complete. But, if you marry the wrong woman, you are finished. And when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are completely finished!
The difference between "complete" and "finished": When you marry the right woman, you are complete. But, if you marry the wrong woman, you are finished. And when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are completely finished!
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A friend claimed he "accidentally" glued himself to a copy of his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
A gunman ran into a real estate agency, looked around and yelled: "Don't anybody move."
Got drunk yesterday and threw up in the elevator. It was really disgusting on so many levels.
Just before my operation I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said, "Sure. Knock yourself out!"
97% of people are really stupid. Glad I'm in the other 5%.
A gunman ran into a real estate agency, looked around and yelled: "Don't anybody move."
Got drunk yesterday and threw up in the elevator. It was really disgusting on so many levels.
Just before my operation I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said, "Sure. Knock yourself out!"
97% of people are really stupid. Glad I'm in the other 5%.
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I have 8 more working days to go and day 1 of my retirement begins!
I hope I make it :)
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That dog looks a little young, don't you think? What is the drinking age for dogs?
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I think it's 3 years of age (21 in doggy years)
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Is this a symptom of Monkeypox?
You are about 9 days away from a completely different view of life. You will wonder how the hell you ever found time to go to work for somebody.
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Stay healthy!! All the best.
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The last 2 days before retirement are the most dangerous time of anyone's life. Please be careful.
Forget the last 2 days, watch out for the first week after. I retired and was sick with a head cold for the first week. Great start.
My wife called me from work today to tell me that three other women she works with received flowers, and they are absolutely gorgeous.
I said, "That's probably why."
I said, "That's probably why."
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Those are all lessons her mother should have taught her...
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From before pharma outlawed all drugs... nice hookah you got there bro.
Opium and some snatch; its whats for dinner !
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
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Yeah, a lot of guys here don’t like Maher. Red shoes club, black eye club, Epstein island etc,. I’m no fan of that crap but I’ll listen to anyone because the idea and presentation stand on its own, not the messenger
he says the quiet part out loud in a funny way sometimes
here, he skewers the trans
he says the quiet part out loud in a funny way sometimes
here, he skewers the trans
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He is a joke…jumps on whatever latest bandwagon he thinks is trending.
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LOL