JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[JayDubya]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Unca Walt]

Good Lord! Look closely at the lower left of the tub. 15 oz Not a pound. Fuck you again, sez them.

 

[WillA2]

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My son trained the neighbor's dog. Every time it came outside, he'd give it a treat. Got to the point where every time they let it out, it came to our front door for my son's attention and a treat.

 

[the_shootist]

My son trained the neighbor's dog. Every time it came outside, he'd give it a treat. Got to the point where every time they let it out, it came to our front door for my son's attention and a treat.

In China you eat dog!

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Scald]

In China you eat dog!

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant if the reviews say doggone good food.

 

[Unca Walt]

London cabbie thing I saved:

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say,
'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied,
'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is FIFTY dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied,
'Morris that helicopter ride is FIFTY dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word...
When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, FIFTY dollars is fifty dollars!'

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[engineear]

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Talk is cheap, ammo isn't

 

[mtnman]

 

[chieftain]

Heard this onsite yesterday.

Guy A to guy B: "You were born arse first".

Guy B: "How do you know that?"

Guy A: "You've got shit for brains"

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Dang!!
Can't see the sale —

 

[mtnman]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Someone_else]

This item is not available for purchase.

Damn. The photo seems to show it in operation, but no connections. I bet the guy at the counter would say, "Don't worry, it will fit."

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]