JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[viking]

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied the
survivors of a sinking ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fin showing."
And they did.
"Well done son, now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all first?
Why did we swim around them?"
His wise father said "Because they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first."

For the Adrenochrom.

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

An example of the mentality of those who want more Gun laws... and one of the reasons I prefer the AK47, my bolt always closes.

 

[JayDubya]

Wow, just wow!

 

[the_shootist]

An example of the mentality of those who want more Gun laws... and one of the reasons I prefer the AK47, my bolt always closes.

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Because sheep believe anything this will continue until its challenged, then they'll move to something else. It's like a big game that leftists/Bolsheviks dominate and conservatives suck at playing

 

[the_shootist]

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I miss the Macho Man!

 

[Krag]

JUST KIDDING!
I had a really bad day! First, my Ex got run over by a bus. Then, I
got fired as a bus driver.
I keep hearing about bluetooth. I'm going to have to ask my
dentist about this.
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your car's headlights when
it's raining in Sweden. Now, just how am I supposed to know if it's
raining in Sweden?
Did you know... Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm
mad

 

[the_shootist]

 

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[Uglytruth]

Found online......

Did anybody realise that STRAP ON spelt backwards is NO PARTS

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[hammerhead]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

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[Ensoniq]

And east west is even by tens and north south ends in five

 

[BarnacleBob]

Watch the whole thing. 2:30

 

[viking]

And east west is even by tens and north south ends in five

Oh? What about I-94?

 

[foolsgold]

Oh? What about I-94?

 

[Ensoniq]

Oh? What about I-94?

You got me there some retreat to research and learned something

94 isn’t considered “Significant”

Decode the interstates: What highway numbers actually mean

There’s a system to how interstate highways get their numbers. Learn it here.

ggwash.org

 

[BarnacleBob]

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To far north, 94 doesnt count.

 

[WillA2]

And east west is even by tens and north south ends in five

The odd and even route numbers extends beyond the interstate routes.

 

[Ensoniq]

I just need to understand why the capital beltway isn’t named 666

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[mtnman]

 

[gringott]

 

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[Unca Walt]

Jeez. I was born (under probation) in 1940.

The balance for Himself would be:

1858 (PRIOR to the Civil War) to 1940 (Unca) to 2022.

Denver was founded on my (to be) birthday in 1858.

 

[Unca Walt]

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Lee Travino was one of my idols. He was a famous golf hustler.

He would challenge some folks to a match, and all he would use for golf clubs was a shovel, a rake, and a pool cue. He made a really good living.

 

[the_shootist]