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Could this have been a Walmart?
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Graham Martin is in Hospital:
Who the hell is GRAHAM?
Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"
Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice...............
 

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Q: What’s the difference between Pfizer and Kyle Rittenhouse?

A: Rittenhouse’s 3 shots worked!
The Pfizer shots worked, and are still working.
 

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I was sitting at my desk typing away when all of a sudden the keyboard exploded.

The shift hit the fan.
 

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After my vasectomy the nurse asked my to master bate in the cup.
I told I'm really good at it, but I'm not ready to compete.
 

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Come to think of it, you were alive for most if not all of it, right? JK
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IN MY LIFETIME I have seen a yellow and blue US ARMY AIR FORCE biplane fly over -- in military service. :oops:

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We had a "hide from the injuns" cubbyhole in our farmhouse, and a telephone that was made of oak. Kitchen stove was wood fired. Outhouse.

I watched B-17's and Thunderbolt fighters fly over the New York Palisades on V-J Day.

If ya takes when I wuz borned and flip it the other way... it gets downright freaky-poo.

1858 -- The Civil War was 3 whole years away from starting. Custer's Last Stand was 18 years in the future.

The city of Denver was founded on my reverse birthday.
 
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My grandmother turned 100 this year…I can’t even imagine.
 

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True dat.

IN MY LIFETIME I have seen a yellow and blue US ARMY AIR FORCE biplane fly over -- in military service. :oops:

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We had a "hide from the injuns" cubbyhole in our farmhouse, and a telephone that was made of oak. Kitchen stove was wood fired. Outhouse.

I watched B-17's and Thunderbolt fighters fly over the New York Palisades on V-J Day.

If ya takes when I wuz borned and flip it the other way... it gets downright freaky-poo.

1858 -- The Civil War was 3 whole years away from starting. Custer's Last Stand was 18 years in the future.

The city of Denver was founded on my reverse birthday.

Stearman, similar to the Navy built N3N3 that Bush Sr. trained in.
 

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