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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.

It is a simple test of your English language skills
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,

You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow,
Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow
, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.​
 

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So a 2012 Chevy volt, with original msrp price of 40k needs a $28k battery at 70k miles

That car is only worth $10-12 grand. Why would anyone spend $28k to repair a $10k car?

These things are disposable
 

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I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?” “Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.”
 

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