I can see how this might work in the right situation.
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
with a breath takingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman
who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and
who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they
corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied
“Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask:
“So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob
replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”
Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Is your daddy home?”
Small voice whispered, "Yes, he's out in the garden,”
"May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, "No.”
So the boss asked, "Well, is your Mommy there?”
"Yes, she's out in the garden too.”
The boss asked; "May I talk with her?”
Again the ‘No’.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?”
"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?”
"No, He's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?”
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.”
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "It's a helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
"The search team just landed a helicopter.”
"A search team?" said the boss "What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… "ME"
A guy I know from my old job rides a Harley. He says the moment you sit on that bike and start the engine your mind is transformed into a different dimension. Just the vibration tunes out the universe.