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Man's Rectum Falls Out While He Sat On The Toilet

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This is for those who spend much time in toilets pondering over humanity as a whole or who has a bigger nuclear button or anything and everything under the sky.

I just couldn't bring myself to post the whole story (my hands are shaking too much from the laughter) But here's a YouTube of the story for those braver souls than me:
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Man's Rectum Falls Out While He Sat On The Toilet

WTF, I cannot bring myself to look at such B.S. !!
 

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Dr Lv, a colleague of Dr Su, told MailOnline that sitting or squatting on a toilet causes pressure in the abdomen to build up, which can force the rectum to detach and protrude if the pelvic muscles are not strong enough to support one's body weight.

Dr Lv cautioned that anyone experiencing a similar situation should seek immediate medical attention.
 

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Then chins do not typically use proper English toilets. They squat over holes in the floor. Supposedly they rarely suffer from appendicitis and or hemorrhoids.
 

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Shit got real
 

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I wonder what was left out of this report? I wonder if details of any lodged gerbils, hamsters or alternate lifestyle arousal toys were omitted for publication purposes? China is not really big on stuff like that getting press in their workers paradise.
 

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I wonder what was left out of this report? I wonder if details of any lodged gerbils, hamsters or alternate lifestyle arousal toys were omitted for publication purposes? China is not really big on stuff like that getting press in their workers paradise.
U are just awful... true but day-ammm
 

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The man was playing video games on his mobile device when the rectal prolapse happened, according to a MailOnline report.

Yeah, right. Goofy kid was masturbating to his cellphone on the toliet. Only privacy you get in China.

If you read the story, the idiot had this problem since he was four, but never did they seek medical help, so it got worse and worse until this. Sounds about right.
 

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I remember years ago when I was doing the rounds on the heifers. Yes one went into labor and I got her into the barn where the light was and dam if she did not prolapse. holie cow pies was I not ready, out comes the calf and the womb also. All you can do is make sure the calf is breathing and wash the womb, stuff it back in and sew that thing up.

I cannot fathom what happened to this guy but I know how that cow reacted with something hanging around and touching her were nothing was there before.....talk about a rodeo. So my advise as far as cows go is to break the suction between the womb and calf during birth and actually hold the calf in a bit, what to do about a butt track falling out? Naw, ain't going there cuz it can't be sewed up like the cow. What was it the guy said to his friend after he went to town to see what to do about the rattle snake bite on the others butt? Oh yeah "Sorry Bud, Dock says ur gona die."