Regarding the he/she basketball fool being smart and making tons o' simoleans...
Not that smart. Just a snarky hustler that eventually did this:
"It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide." <-- Had he known his cockney ! he would have known his shit worked fine in today's decadent America, but NOT AT ALL in a country where they do not have drag queens in churches.
Post Script To Define Just How Badly He Got His Pee-Pee Spanked:
By the time he gets out -- 9 1/2 years from now -- the decadent America he loved to be in so he could hate its standards will be gone. God only knows what will replace it.
Could be anywhere from a diseased, radioactive wasteland to a 1930's-style mode of living. But there will be no room for guys making fortunes playing in girls' games. Nor will there be tolerance for NPC's anywhere.