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Subject: Benefits Question

Dear Sir

I have a very complicated benefits question.

Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step daughter.

My father married her without my authorization.

As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.

My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.

Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Mohammed Abu Laden Habib


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Of course, you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
Yours faithfully,
Nancy Pelosi



 

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Subject: Benefits Question

Dear Sir

I have a very complicated benefits question.

Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step daughter.

My father married her without my authorization.

As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.

My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.

Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Mohammed Abu Laden Habib


THE ANSWER:

Of course, you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
Yours faithfully,
Nancy Pelosi
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