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Some Short One-liners

Bottom Feeder

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I like one line statements, here is a short collection, me as DJ:


When you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

When you hear the boom, its too late.

Hubris comes with its own penalties.

Always look a gift horse in the mouth.

When its impossible to win don’t play

If you’re going to go out, go out in style

Beware of stupid people in large numbers

Don’t go to stupid places with stupid people and do stupid things

Reality does not go away just because you don’t believe in it

Actually, according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.


BF
 

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If death is inevitable ... share.
 

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Basically
 

Zed

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I'm so tired I think I will sleep till I wake up, to be sure. :confused:
 

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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
Watch this !
You can never step in the same river twice.
 

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I keep reminding myself of this when I look at silver prices: All's swell that ends swell!
 

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Everything in flux, nothing stays still.
Or something like that.....
 

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Oh - yeah, I see it now. Focus on same. The river is always changing.
good - I'll add it to my collection.

BF
 

Son of Gloin

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There's no place I'd rather be.
 

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"We're not just going to kick the can down the road here..."


"shovel ready jobs"

Obama
 

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GOLDZILLA

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If you like your insurance you can keep your insurance.
 

Son of Gloin

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We need to pass the bill to find out what is in it.
THE most infamous one liner ever, in my opinion. That woman should go down in infinite history with her picture beside the word stupid.
 

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"I've seen better heads on beer & better legs on tables!"

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?"
 

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The only two things in life that make it worth livin', is guitars a tuned good and firm feelin' women... and troy silver. -- Waylon Jennings
 

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Hah! I'm stealin' it.


I thought it was "Screw 'em"


Really? Did Waylon say that?

BF
Go ahead give me a big Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

Can I follow you? Cause my uncle told me to follow my dreams!

If she had to haul ass she'd have to make two trips!

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

See my friends over there? They bet me I can’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight!

Damn girl you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other women look bad.
 

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Honest politician
 

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Oxymoron country!
open secret
alone together
jumbo shrimp
living dead
same difference
beggarly riches
Microsoft works