Yeah I gots that but ... but why should lead cost K's of dollars? couple pennies and problem solved, period. And, of course utilizing lead opens up more problems which cost's more money. U know; I'd rather die from lead poisoning than from money poisoning.....just say'yn.
edit: My one liner is...I'd rather die from lead poisoning than from money poisoning. just clarification.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. Need I say more?
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.