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Some Short One-liners

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

It’s the extended finger that the bandsaw gets.

Facts get lost in a snowstorm of bullshit

Whites don't make riots. We make war

No knowledge is useless in war

Dense as a cubic yard of granite

CARPE NOCTEM

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Stolen, thank you...
 

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I like one line statements, here is a short collection, me as DJ:






When its impossible to win don’t play






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Had to do a quick edit, cus I learned everything I needed to know about life from Homer Simpson and if ur smarter than Homer {I doubt it} your gonna be hard to outlive.. hmmmmm.



profound. I really can't add anything more to this pity statement.
 

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Yeah, keef, I have to agree with you n homer.
My wife is a chemist, BTW, and she assures me that alcohol, is indeed, a solution.
(i'm not sure about the all life's problems part though)

BF
 

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Socialism is like a nude beach; sounds pretty good until you actually see it

You can choose your sin but you don’t get to choose the consequences.

It’s better to be a coward for a minute, than dead the rest of your life.

Of all the things I've lost as I have aged, I miss my mind the most.

Some people you don't know drink until you see them sober.

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
 

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Some people are born to lose, other have to work at it !
 

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Improper planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part
 

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
 

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Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance !
Say that fast 3 times
 

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Pull my finger.
He who fart in church sits in own pew.
I love you, the checks in the mail and I forgot the rest of it.
 

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
 

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"My cholesterol level is high enough, quit trying to butter my ass up!"
 

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im fuckin' this mule! youre just holdin' the tale!
 

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Don't sweat the small stuff...and it's all small stuff.

How many people on their deathbed wish they'd spent more time at the office?
 

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Don't do it and it won't be on your mind.

It's your mouth... you can haul coal in it if you want...
 

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NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY!
 

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EOA; another, gentler way: Boy, if brains were dynamite , you wouldn’t even have enough to blow your nose.

:Happy::Happy:
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1. Where there's a will .... I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you .... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound .... some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you .... we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up .... we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right .... only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit .... Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism .... To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault .... I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify .... I answered "a doctor."

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive .... You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive .... but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target .... shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian .... any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders .... but it's getting harder and harder for me to find any now.
 

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Whew!! Teazz, that's a lot of 'em! Thanks, a few of them I'm gonna borrow (for research). :hung fat:
Meanwhile...

A couple of quotes from the series Justified that I posted about over in the thread; Recent worth-watching TV series.

The past is a shadow. It’s always behind you.

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.