The Earth is speeding up...

[chieftain]

...its rotation

Earth records shortest day, putting clocks (slightly) out of time

The speed of the Earth’s rotation has left scientists scratching their heads about the cause.

www.theage.com.au

 

[the_shootist]

...its rotation

Earth records shortest day, putting clocks (slightly) out of time

The speed of the Earth’s rotation has left scientists scratching their heads about the cause.

www.theage.com.au

I thought I felt a bump earlier....thanks chief!

 

[viking]

I thought I felt a bump earlier....thanks chief!

Ya, I felt a little dizzy earlier.

 

[Rollie Free]

Its your fault and we'll have to raise taxes.

 

[the_shootist]

Its your fault and we'll have to raise taxes.

that's the only way to save the planet now!!

 

[chieftain]

This made me laugh:

Scientists have been left scratching their heads about the cause, although experts have suggested that a phenomenon known as the “Chandler Wobble” may be having an impact.

The Chandler Wobble contributes to an increase in the rotational period you fucksticks. These must be the same scientists presiding over the spicy cough narrative