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The feds are the cure for constipation

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I just got this in my e-mail...
 

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By the standards of the Founding Fathers, governmental constipation was the answer, not the problem. They'd be alarmed at how quickly unconstitutional measures get enacted.
 

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Well, I did a search for threads with "constipation" in the title.... since I didn't want to start a new thread under that title, haha...

I often suffer from it - due certainly to my daily regimen of opioids... And I've found out (the hard way, haha) how to avoid "ripping myself a new one" when "it" gets (painfully) "stuck" near the "exit"...

The "solution" is to "help it on its way"... by wadding up some TP, and applying pressure to the skin ABOVE the "exit" and BELOW the SPINE, the "soft part" of skin - which directs "it" to the "exit" with "no mess" and "no ruptures"...

It does sound "gross", but it's NOT "messy" or "invasive" and works FINE...

Ok, that's it for the "Scatology Department" today - Cheers!