This Is Why Eating Healthy Is Hard (Time Travel Dietician)

[Goldhedge]

 

[RealJack]

It all started with Canola oil and margarine... Don't eat that shit... It may be a leading cause of North American liberalism.

 

[Son of Gloin]

That's about the size of it. Don't eat butter, eggs, bacon, red meat, lard, coconut oil. Here, put our artificial, hydrogenated trans fats on your food, it'll be much better for you. And be sure to scarf down tons of high glycemic foods like cereals, bread and pasta. Thirty years later,... Oh, wait! We were wrong. I hope tens of millions of you didn't clog your arteries and develop severe inflammation and diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. If you did, we're really sorry. Just go to the doctor and take our high priced pharmaceutical drugs. Things will be all better then. Oh, wait!

 

[Lt Dan]

My chickens lay eggs, they've witnessed what happens if they quit.

Eat more eggs folks, add some bacon and toast to those.

 

[Son of Gloin]

My chickens lay eggs, they've witnessed what happens if they quit.

Eat more eggs folks, add some bacon and toast to those.

Toast with a thick layer of real butter on it.

 

[Irons]

If it comes in a box or a bag don't eat it.


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[spinalcracker]

Moar butter.....

 

[Rollie Free]

It all started with Canola oil and margarine... Don't eat that shit... It may be a leading cause of North American liberalism.

I suspected as much.