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Twitters #AskJPM might not be going as well as planned

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Here are recent entries, highlighted the ones so far I found whimsical in spite of the underlying truth

Marketplace ‏@MarketplaceAPM 2m

Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ
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Mistress Augusta ‏@MistressAugusta 2m

#AskJpm Have you ever heard of RICO?
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Jeff Engen ‏@JeffEngen 3m

I'm thinking of going a few billion dollars in debt and then getting a bailout from taxpayers... Any advice?? #AskJPM
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M. L. M. Linnetsburg ‏@Linnetsburg 3m

#AskJPM I can only assume there's an opening or two in JPM's marketing department.
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Highway ! Road ‏@hiwaytoserfdom 3m

#askjpm could you break out FED printing from the reserves. FED 80% paid for 8% Mark to market? pic.twitter.com/BBo1kthWdS
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Rudolf E. Havenstein ‏@RudyHavenstein 3m

Does Jamie regret the hair? #ASKJPM pic.twitter.com/ZSxlt4UVI5
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E. M. Edwards ‏@E_M_Edwards 3m

Why do you get to ask for the public to #AskJPM and your cronies at @businessinsider get to call those you invited, internet trolls?
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AG Fredericks Author ‏@AGFredericks 4m

#AskJPM Any chance you might hire @CGasparino too or is he already on the payroll?
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Michael Krieger ‏@LibertyBlitz 4m

When breast feeding on Ben Bernanke, does Jaime prefer the left or right nipple? #AskJPM
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Panos Andrikopoulos ‏@Phil_Kimby 4m

When it comes to banks, oli companies and so on, staying out of sight is the best marketing strategy. #AskJPM #statingtheobvious
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fiatcurrency ‏@fiatcurrency 5m

When should we expect an answer? #askjpm
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Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias 6m

Has the raw cunning of the electricity bid-rigging scheme has been unfairly overshadowed by the scale of the mortgage settlement? #AskJPM
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 11m

Jon Stewart And Matt Taibbi: Banksters, Presstitutes And Why Nobody Should Shed a Tear for JP Morgan Chase #AskJPM http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/jon-stewart-and-matt-taibbi-banksters.html
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Daniel Gross ‏@grossdm 32m

Oh my lord, the #askjpm session. Will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 47m

How can we harmonize Kierkegaard's teleological suspension of the ethical with the Rousseauian social contract? #AskJPM
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Epicurean Dealmaker ‏@EpicureanDeal 51m

Lloyd Blankfein and the entire executive suite are hunched over a first year analyst's twitter feed laughing their asses off over #AskJPM.
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 55m

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 56m

Is the fact that you've paid over half a billion in fines since August a source or pride, or are you embarrassed it's not higher? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 56m

What's it like working with Mexican drug cartels? Do they tip? #AskJPM
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 47m

I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 58m

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarkpocalypse is upon us. Brought about by this: #AskJPM
 

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That last one forgot metals manipulation IMO
 

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112 new tweets since I posted this thread, quite lively .....:p
 

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priceless, not to mention I am encouraged by some of the tweets in addition to having a really good time laughing, something I have not done in awhile!!!
 

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here are a few more for your reading pleasure warning dont be drinking your favorite beverage when reading....you have been warned

Finepeet ‏@finepeet 5m

#askjpm hey buddy, can you spare a mill ?
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Zane Zodrow ‏@ZaneZodrow 5m

When giving Eric Holder orders, do you have to speak slowly and avoid big words? #AskJPM
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Yvonne Shine ‏@88_Chords 5m

.@jamessaft: "Has #AskJPM answered any questions from anyone?"
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J.P. Morgan TS ‏@jpmorganTS 5m

In <24 hours $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee will answer questions from @JPMorgan. Tweet Qs using #AskJPM http://jpm.com/x/a/NFPV4Fj
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Tags ‏@Tags_ZH 5m

Have you ever counted the number steps it takes to get from your gold vault to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York's? #AskJPM
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KLinLA ‏@KLinLA 6m

#askjpm How much of your 5billion in profit from food stamps was cut last week? http://www.rooseveltinstitute.org/new-roosevelt/food-stamps-jpmorgan-banking-industry-profit-misery
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Daniel Backhaus ‏@InTheBackhaus 6m

PR Nightmare. Unabated. Really bad idea. "@MarketplaceAPM: Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ "
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Jo Wright ‏@kvetchup 6m

Check out the #AskJPM hashtag for a classic example of social media failure
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Mark Howard Long ‏@markhlong 6m

I have to say, the response to #AskJPM gives me hope for the future, even if our present is rather broken.
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Deon Opperman ‏@deonopperman6 6m

When did you do this self portrait? http://twitpic.com/dl5ov3 via @TwitPic #AskJPM
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Tom Luongo ‏@TFL1728 6m

#AskJPM Are your CIO traders shorting your stock right now to pay for the latest rounds of criminal fines? #socialmediaFTW
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Demonocracy ‏@TheRuleofDemons 6m

Ever been down in the tunnel between JPM HQ and Federal Reserve Gold Vault? (that's across the street) Curious minds want to know #AskJPM
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Tim Russo ‏@TimRussoCLE 6m

Better Hamptons weekend-seafood on the beach, or picking the entrails of America from your teeth with a lobster claw? #AskJPM
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MarketWeight ‏@MarketWeight 6m

Is ESTJ an acceptable Brigg Myers for $JPM employment? Or just "Functional Psychopath" ? #AskJPM
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Yvonne Shine ‏@88_Chords 6m

.@ruffjea: Is this your new ad campaign? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/XbxZqE4yjf
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Rudolf E. Havenstein ‏@RudyHavenstein 7m

Are you glad this guy's not a real prosecutor? #ASKJPM pic.twitter.com/5TgzOoSkPq
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Yvonne Shine ‏@88_Chords 7m

.@djbrucki: #askJPM might go down as the funniest serious hashtag of all time.
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joelbush ‏@joelbush 7m

Why would anyone still bank with JP Morgan Chase? It's so easy to move funds to a credit union. Thanks if you do! #AskJPM
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Maco Balkovec ‏@MacoBalkovec 7m

Trolls Take Over Ask JPM - Business Insider http://read.bi/17v0rcr #AskJPM
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Cinnamaldehyde ‏@cinnamaldehyde 7m

well this escalated quickly. good job internet. #AskJPM
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James Saft ‏@jamessaft 7m

Has #AskJPM answered any questions from anyone?
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Billy D ‏@Bill_Donovan 7m

Can I stop signing yet? - Linda Greene #AskJPM
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Tim0thy L34ry ‏@CyMadD0x 8m

"@LibertyBlitz: When breast feeding on Ben Bernanke, does Jaime prefer the left or right nipple? #AskJPM"
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 8m

Will you rage quit twitter because of the HELL you've UNLEASHED on here now? It'll be over soon. Stick around okay? Ok. Thanks. #askJPM
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williambanzai7 ‏@williambanzai7 8m

JP MORGAN TRADE DIAGRAM (FINAL) http://flic.kr/p/fjS2BL #AskJPM Comment?
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John Wheaton ‏@JWInfo 8m

Have you seen a six fingered man? #AskJPM
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Michael Easley ‏@mscottease 8m

Oh my, the #askjpm session. Will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.
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Ramsin Canon ‏@ramsincanon 8m

can I put in an order to buy 3 shares of Chobani thanks #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 8m

When did it first dawn on you that the #OWS people weren't there to worship? #AskJPM
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DVRSFYoBonds ‏@DVRSFYoBonds 8m

Do you like my drawing? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/gDOA1zdBfi
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Sean McLaughlin ‏@chicagosean 9m

Probably shoulda used StockTwits RT @umairh: The anatomy of a social media disaster. Or, the truth about your brand hurts. Click --> #AskJPM
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Sharon ‏@VestigesLCRI 9m

#AskJPM How many hours do you guys have to spend in Confession to atone for your sins? I'm surprised you have time left for your rip offs.
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Mike Brooks ‏@mbrooks64 9m

#AskJPM Jamie, This is fun. Can you ask Bernanke to do an #AskBen next? Then order Geithner (are you still his boss?) for an #AskTim ??
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alrightythen ‏@jeeezelouise 9m

Do you recycle your members of Congress or just buy new ones every couple of years? #AskJPM
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 9m

Articles saying "trolls" steamrolled #AskJPM mutes the point that what @jpmorgan does to the US is far worse than trolling @MarketplaceAPM
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Mistress Augusta ‏@MistressAugusta 9m

#AskJpm Did you hire Corzine yet?
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Nancy ‏@NDfromNY 10m

#AskJPM Did you seriously think this was going to go well?
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Freedumb Fighter ‏@DarthWeiner75 10m

Does it hurt to be forced to pay 1% of your quarterly profits in fines for ripping off the 99%? #AskJPM
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AG Fredericks Author ‏@AGFredericks 10m

#AskJPM What would you rather have for lunch:? A) Lobster B) Filet Mignon C) Human babies
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Rabid Badger ‏@rabidbadger 10m

Crash and burn. This is both awesome and hilarious. #AskJPM
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slouch2geneva ‏@slouch2geneva 11m

At what amount of money lost does one of your staff members become incompetent? #AskJPM
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williambanzai7 ‏@williambanzai7 11m

JP MORON ETHICAL ROADBLOCK TREE http://flic.kr/p/cwrb95 Cooment? #AskJPM
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Brucki ‏@djbrucki 11m

#askJPM might go down as the funniest serious hashtag of all time.
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Tracy Keith ‏@tracy_keith 11m

When will companies learn? Have to say #AskJPM is pretty darn entertaining when you're not JPMorgan. #gladitsnotmyjob
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 12m

#askJPM (16) In a separate case: Colluding to artificially lower the Libor rate http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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Unskewed Polls ‏@unskewedpolls 12m

How many coats of lacquer should I use when I refinish my deck? #AskJPM #AskSherminWilliams
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Tim0thy L34ry ‏@CyMadD0x 12m

MT @twittlesis: Enjoy catching up with the DOJ team during settlement negotiations? http://blog.littlesis.org/2013/10/23/jpmorgan-negotiates-through-the-revolving-door/ … #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/ipT7ytepJ4
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Rudolf E. Havenstein ‏@RudyHavenstein 12m

Does last year's $23 million compensation package for Mr. Dimon make this #ASKJPM abuse more tolerable?
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Brian Ornduff ‏@brianornduff 12m

Why would you launch a twitter trend for questions when everyone hates you? #AskJPM
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Billy D ‏@Bill_Donovan 12m

Can I mark to model my FICO? Have some bad derivatives trades too that are cramping my style, need 0% FED FLOW to keep my lifestyle. #AskJPM
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Dave Shaw ‏@TheRealDaveShaw 12m

If you're not reading #AskJPM right now, no problem. You'll read about it soon enough as a textbook case of social media gone wrong.
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Inefficient Frontier ‏@CAPMisWACC 12m

True or false, Jamie Dimon will be starring in the sequel to Whale Rider? #AskJPM
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Joshua Roberts ‏@Joshua_Roberts_ 12m

how big is the HFT algobot derivatives deathstar youve helped to construct, $4Q? or is it higher? #AskJPM
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Mary Dooe ‏@Dooezer 12m

"J.P. Morgan, the financial services division of J.P. Morgan Chase, decided to hold a live Twitter Q&A" http://www.marketplace.org/topics/world/askjpm-jamie-dimon-may-some-questions … #AskJPM
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Thank you A&S ‏@ItjustValentina 12m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS #AskJPM Starbucks #unpopularfandomopinion Black Friday Snapchat Thanksgiving #ScandalEpisodeNames
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billvingiano ‏@billvingiano 12m

Do any of you managing partners ever remember a time when you actually had a conscience, or do you just laugh at that notion? #AskJPM
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Freedumb Fighter ‏@DarthWeiner75 13m

Do you have duffle bags full of taxpayers money packed up to flee the county at moments notice? #AskJPM
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Cinnamaldehyde ‏@cinnamaldehyde 13m

do you leave the water running when you brush your teeth, just to spite the rest of us? #AskJPM
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x ‏@WhoseMariam 13m

GET NEW F O L L O WERS?Visit http://www.google.as/url?sa=t&rct=j...F6wbDTLw&bvm=bv.56146854,d.Yms&rte=qgHmI7Jnwv … #CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New
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Skeptical Economist ‏@SkepticalEcon 13m

Since Janet Yellen is female.... do you pay her in ones? #Yellen #AskJPM
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Ben Hoben ‏@ExtraDividends 13m

Did OJ really do it? #AskJPM
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Robert Skiff ‏@rskiff 13m

#askJPM is very funning. Check it out. It is a case study for how not to use social media.
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Milo ‏@ThugWaffle_ 13m

Where did all the money go? Oh wait #AskJPM
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emptywheel ‏@emptywheel 13m

Was Chase the bank that helped a wannabe assassin--targeting the Saudi Ambassador--transfer money to pay for his crime? #AskJPM
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 13m

#askJPM (13) Manipulating EURIBOR (and yen Libor) rates http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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ZodiacNine ‏@ZodiacNine 13m

#AskJPM Ha ha ha ha! Do you realise we all hate you and want you to die? Rot in hell you ****ers! Ha ha ha!
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Seve Chambers ‏@SChambersBK 13m

No, you're looking at this the wrong way. Whoever came up with #AskJPM knew exactly what they were doing.
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Danny Schmuck ‏@DannySchmuck 13m

@chigrl Simple, just ask a question to #askjpm
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fiatcurrency ‏@fiatcurrency 13m

#AskJPM @nntaleb: On the other hand the gov. incompetence in "making things better" does not mean inability to prevent tail risks, wars,etc.
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Need to 0x90 ‏@need_to_0x90 13m

Want a great laugh? Take a peek at #AskJPM. Crack a beer and enjoy the show!
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Nűrűððëëñ UK ‏@Deeen_UK 13m

I GET 6017 REAL FOLLOWERS! http://www.linklite.info/livefollowers?FITEyvZGDC … ✈#CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New
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Leslie Wimmer ‏@LeslieWimmer 13m

Oh wow. RT @MarketplaceAPM: Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ
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greedyb'stard ‏@greedybstard 13m

#AskJPM do you get the feeling that everyone hates you?
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vanessa pariñas ‏@JVparinas 14m

GET NEW F O L L O WERS?Visit http://www.google.as/url?sa=t&rct=j...F6wbDTLw&bvm=bv.56146854,d.Yms&rte=c6NZixgXnm … #CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New
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Mary Dooe ‏@Dooezer 14m

Love it. http://www.marketplace.org/topics/world/askjpm-jamie-dimon-may-some-questions … RT @HeatherFaison 1. Look up #AskJPM 2. Laugh. Loudly.
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 14m

#askJPM (12) Allegations that it knowingly sold faulty US mortgage securities http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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Yvonne Shine ‏@88_Chords 14m

.@libshipwreck: "What is the crime of robbing a bank compared with the crime of founding one?" Or working at one?Brecht was curious. #AskJPM
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Ben Hoben ‏@ExtraDividends 14m

If a tree falls in a forest does it really not make a sound? #AskJPM
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Mr Tetley ‏@MoolahMitch 14m

This #AskJPM trending topic is getting murdered cc. @TheNieuws @thealmanac @GaretGstar @nameeter
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† Mr @ † ‏@gregoryargant 14m

GO=>http://www.google.de/url?sa=t&rct=j...aEqQ&bvm=bv.51495398,d.Yms&usr3&gregoryargant … #CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New Z
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 14m

#askJPM (11) Involvement in $215 million worth of missing clients' money in the collapse Peregrine Financial Group http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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Lorena Pasiuke ‏@LorenaPasiuke 14m

#AskJPM First Take: Obamacare data are simply grim - USA TODAY http://adf.ly/ZHYaP
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James Koutoulas, Esq ‏@jameskoutoulas 14m

#askJPM who approved the closing of my accounts for representing MF Global customers whose stolen $ you accepted? http://www.businessinsider.com/jp-m...-he-spearheaded-a-boycott-of-the-bank-2011-12
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emptywheel ‏@emptywheel 14m

Why aren't you in jail for sending a literal ton of gold bullion to Iran in violation of sanctions? #AskJPM
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Inefficient Frontier ‏@CAPMisWACC 15m

Would you be interested in donating to our save the whales fund? #AskJPM
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Zach Oxman ‏@BCDRZach 15m

Are Sharknado's real? If so do they work on your UK desk? #AskJPM
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Kristin Davie ‏@Kristin_LD 15m

The #AskJPM Twitter takeover is what every PR pro fears- thoughts and prayers to that team tonight, you're gonna need 'em. Just amazing.
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Schoun ‏@schoun 15m

If you foreclosed their home, repossessed their car, overcharged bank fees, & ruined their credit, is that called customer service? #AskJPM
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Bjoern Michaelsen ‏@Sweetshark1 15m

Oh, fun: #AskJPM !
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Frances Coppola ‏@Frances_Coppola 15m

Is #AskJPM trending yet? I mean, that's the only reason JPM is doing this, isn't it?
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Jamie York ‏@mediagonebad 15m

Who rules America like it just don't care? #AskJPM
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Skeptical Economist ‏@SkepticalEcon 15m

Does the promotion of an analyst to an associate require a sacrificial lamb? #AskJPM #sacrificiallamb #sorrynotsorry
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James Davison ‏@jsdaviso 15m

Which Hermes wallet - the human skin one or the manatee? #askjpm
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Max Stendahl ‏@MaxLaw360 15m

Was Bruno Iksil actually a Sacha Baron Cohen character? #AskJPM
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Spencer Heywood ‏@spenchey 15m

Whatever genius in the JPM marketing department suggested the #askJPM hashtag will looking for a job tomorrow
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 15m

#askJPM (10) Its relationship with failed brokerage firm MF Global http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 15m

But seriously, the BILLIONS earmarked just for legal defense? What are you expecting that we don't yet know? This is killing me! #askJPM
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Peter ☺❤ ‏@peterlopezj 15m

GO=>http://www.google.de/url?sa=t&rct=j...B9aEqQ&bvm=bv.51495398,d.Yms&ibP9&peterlopezj … #CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New Z
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John Wheaton ‏@JWInfo 15m

Is orange the new black? #AskJPM.
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Elisabeth Carey ‏@ElisabethCarey 15m

#askJPM Any plans to return illegally foreclosed homes to their rightful owners? If not, how do you justify your continued existence?
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I AM John Mary ^^ ™♥ ‏@Mr_Fausette 15m

I GET 1346 REAL FOLLOWERS! http://www.linklite.info/livefollowers?kUuSzW28Xi … ✈#CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New
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Sarah سارة ‏@Sahrahxoxo 15m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS #CookieDance World Cup #myweirdrelative #AskJPM #unpopularfandomopinion Thanksgiving New Zealand
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 16m

#askJPM (9) Aiding and abetting Bernie Madoff's Ponzi http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
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Timothy Connolly CFA ‏@SconsetCapital 16m

Oof. Occupy #AskJPM :) RT @MarketplaceAPM: Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ
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Şeyma ÖZ ‏@eymaZ6 16m

GET NEW F O L L O WERS?Visit http://www.google.as/url?sa=t&rct=j...F6wbDTLw&bvm=bv.56146854,d.Yms&rte=Bm3lMnUE9J … #CookieDance,#myweirdrelative,#unpopularfandomopinion,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,New
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Tim Russo ‏@TimRussoCLE 16m

When your Guatemalans paint the place in montauk do they use their blood, or do you fly in latex flat blood via Gulf Stream? #AskJPM
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Paul Disturbance ‏@usernm 16m

Noose or bullets? #AskJPM
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Thank you A&S ‏@ItjustValentina 16m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS #AskJPM Starbucks #unpopularfandomopinion #ScandalEpisodeNames Snapchat Black Friday
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hatice ‏@ozcelik_ht 16m

Hi @jpmorgan how did you manage not being affected by the resession? Market manupulation? Credit abuse? It all? Thanx! #AskJPM
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greedyb'stard ‏@greedybstard 16m

#AskJPM how much lube will you need when mr big takes your senior management in the prison shower...in fact, let's just skip the lube
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E. M. Edwards ‏@E_M_Edwards 16m

Why do any of you either at #AskJPM or @businessinsider think that colossal financial malfeasance is a laughing matter?
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 16m

#askJPM (8) Enron - The bank and some of its executives are still being sued over the bank's relationship http://www.theautomaticearth.com/Finance/why-does-jpmorgan-still-have-a-banking-license.html#
 

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#9
wonder how long JPM will keep this going before pulling the #askJPM tweet fest?
 

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#10
here is a chart one of the tweeters posted
 

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#11
this is bringing tears to my eyes. 200 more tweets since last posted some of them. Bet this wont make the nightly news....
 

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#13
just trying to grab some history making tweets before the inet is shut down for being too truthful and seeing all the other truthfuls out there.....strength in numbers. Must be deserved hate on JPMorgan day.....

Rabid Badger ‏@rabidbadger 5m

Can ████████NSA████ ████████████ @jpmorgan ████████? #AskJPM
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rosanne wells ‏@roxie600601 5m

With the success of #AskJPM do you think #AsktheWhiteHouse and #AsktheCongress will enjoy equal tweet success?
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Stuart McMartin ‏@StuartMcMartin 5m

#AskJPM are you too big to fail or just too big to jail? #Ask99%. Where are the dawn raids?
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Leo Gaggl ‏@leogaggl 5m

@teacherdude And if they were awake in history class #AskJPM should know the answerto that one. What happened to Marie Antoinette ?
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jacqueline. ‏@ndividual 5m

“@HuffingtonPost: JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A is going horribly wrong http://huff.to/1bvsJmi ” @FG24
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Jeremy Lassen ‏@jlassen 5m

#AskJPM When you listen to the song Royals by Lorde, do you make the sound that a fox makes?
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Kirk Diggler ‏@KDig7 6m

You are clock suckers? I mean cock? #AskJPM
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David Kriewaldt ‏@davidkriewaldt 6m

This is hilarious: https://twitter.com/search?q=#AskJPM&src=hash
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Jkohn Nistendirk ‏@Nis_10_dirk 6m

Does the idea of Hell excite you? #AskJPM
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Nopran Kurniawan ‏@Nopran_k 6m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS Jameis Winston #CookieDance #wcw Philippines Brian Wilson #unpopularfandomopinion #AskJPM
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talltom ‏@talltom 6m

#AskJPM So how much Physical Gold do you have left in your vaults? Or has it all been leased?
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gazanix ‏@gazanix 6m

#askjpm Me ha hecho el día. Todos odian a Wall St.
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Elfriede Spaniel ‏@ElfriedeSpaniel 6m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://dlvr.it/4K2scM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 6m

Do all employees get noise-canceling headphones to mute the sounds of poverty #askJPM
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John Muller ‏@mrjohnmuller 6m

@jpmorgan If money is the route of all evil, than evil is the route of all money. So how does it feel to be Kings of Evil? #AskJPM
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Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost 6m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A is going horribly wrong http://huff.to/1bvsJmi
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johan sebastian ‏@johan_harry_ 6m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS Max Scherzer #AskJPM #unpopularfandomopinion #CookieDance AL Cy Young Award Jameis Winston
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Scott Beamer ‏@Scott_Beamer 6m

That Time Twitter Absolutely Tore Apart JPMorgan's Terrible #AskJPM Marketing Stunt - http://huff.to/17v2j50 #AskJPMissomuchwin
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 6m

What is more satisfying: securities fraud on unsophisticated pension fund investors, or foreclosing on those you gave Alt-A loans? #askJPM
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Darren Puscas ‏@darrenpuscas 7m

#askJPM Have any of your executives had the opportunity to use these gold chairs & lecturn yet? If not, why not? pic.twitter.com/z7QHMA6MEr
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ENTJ ‏@FirdousBlahzay 7m

#AskJPM how many panics did you orchestrate & profit from apart from 1893, 1913 & 2008?
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Bryan Leist ‏@focusintime 7m

How much gold is there really left at Ft. Knox? Inquiring minds want to know. #askJPM
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Ingrid R Shepard ‏@IngridRShepard 7m

"@thetomzone: Quick! You're locked in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors? #AskJPM"
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Waste Of Good Skin ‏@wasteofgoodskin 7m

What's a Tracker Mortgage? #AskJPM
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Eloise Daquila ‏@Eloise_Daquila 7m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://dlvr.it/4K2rtG
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Corey Bussell ‏@cbuss5 7m

#AskJPM Do you still get a thrill from stealing money from people or is the thrill gone after all these years?
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 7m

"@GuyVentner: #AskJPM Does the Federal Reserve also cut your lawn and take out your garbage...or just print $85 Billion a month for you?"
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Claudia ‏@cyopro 7m

Ok. As the guy in #LoveActually said: "Enough now. Enough." For other gems, check out #AskJPM. #SparingMyTL
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johan sebastian ‏@johan_harry_ 7m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS Philippines Max Scherzer Brian Wilson #wcw #MentionATrueFriend AL Cy Young Award #AskJPM
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Harmonic Reasoning ‏@harmonicreason 7m

Can I get a job in your London office? #askJPM
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johan sebastian ‏@johan_harry_ 7m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS #CookieDance #wcw Max Scherzer #AskJPM #MentionATrueFriend Jameis Winston #unpopularfandomopinion
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Guy Ventner ‏@GuyVentner 7m

#AskJPM Can you tell me where the price of Gold and the S&P 500 will be a month from now?
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Save when you dine! Connect eligible Amex Card w/@TripAdvisor & get a special offer from @calpizzakitchen. More info: http://amex.co/1ca31TM
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Jkohn Nistendirk ‏@Nis_10_dirk 7m

Does the idea off Hell excite you? #AskJPM
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Eric ‏@nertins1 7m

@AskJpm When the manufacturing base falls in the middle of an industrialized country, does the federal reserve board hear it?
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goodstar ‏@Goodstar72 8m

#AskJPM Troll highlights http://bit.ly/1cVWos7 cheered me up.
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Froilan Mencias ‏@froimencias 8m

Kobe or LeBron? #AskJPM
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Jason ‏@Jeezle_Deezle 8m

JP Morgan is hilarious for doing this #AskJPM thing.No way they thought this was gonna work out.
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Zane Zodrow ‏@ZaneZodrow 8m

Where is Jamie Dimon's secret lair located? Does it have a bowling alley? #AskJPM
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Adam Coleman ‏@AdamColeman4 8m

Why don't you get a job? #AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 8m

Let's turn out attention to The London Whale deals #AskJPM
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Molly Knefel ‏@mollyknefel 8m

Via @alexisgoldstein, go read #AskJPM right now and have lots of fun.
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toddstrade ‏@toddstrade 9m

RT @IvanTheK: WTF IS #AskJPM? <- The New World Order?
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☞S.Puts ‏@sellputs 9m

likely no “@MKTWgoldstein: Did the Occupy folks tweeting at #askjpm not notice there's a #fedtownhall tonight?”
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Nopran Kurniawan ‏@Nopran_k 9m

GO►http://www.google.com.ge/url?sa=D&q=http://tlinks.us/&usg=AFQjCNHOfXVtoqbFGD_JvtB0wsM02aH0Ng … NEW FOLLOWERS Max Scherzer #unpopularfandomopinion #AskJPM Philippines #CookieDance AL Cy Young Award
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William Doran ‏@will_doran 9m

I'm loving the bashing on #AskJPM right now. Talk about not knowing your audience. Who at @jpmorgan could have possibly approved that idea?
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John Mangun ‏@mangunonmarkets 9m

PSE investors=This is the most unbelievable thing you will ever see.......trust me....#AskJPM .....
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Randall Newnham ‏@coffeeswiller 9m

How many boxes of cigarettes is a bank CEO worth? #askJPM
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AG Fredericks Author ‏@AGFredericks 9m

#AskJPM Does Jamie wear his Presidential cuff links every day or only when he's dragged in front of Congress?
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TarongaBoy ‏@CraigBartlett45 9m

#askJPM Jamie Dimon, if you had a million for every tweet here, you'd be almost as rich as you actually are... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k04p0hoTi-c
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williambanzai7 ‏@williambanzai7 9m

Where are you? DIAGRAM OF CRONYSPHERE http://flic.kr/p/boCkmh #AskJPM
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City Trading ‏@City_Trading 10m

Today's session entailed USD and equity exhuberance as well as this stunning PR disaster http://goo.gl/OjcEZM #AskJPM Have a good evening
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Dan DuVal ‏@FigureNyenterms 10m

RT "@RudyHavenstein: You wanna go?? Huh, tough guy? #ASKJPM pic.twitter.com/Z85DaYbUNw" cc: @SCOPELABS
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Tweet #AmexBestBuy, get $25 back 1x on $250+ purchs at Best Buy w/synced Amex Card! RegLtd Exp 12/31 Terms: http://amex.co/1aPh0eH
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RedEye Chicago ‏@redeyechicago 10m

This is what happens when a big bank opens the Twitter floor for questions: http://trib.in/1aUbQDt #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/OnrWMoFzhm
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Lars Pellinat ‏@Lars9596 11m

#AskJPM ONE #AskJPM OF #AskJPM THE #AskJPM MOST #AskJPM ENTERTAINING #AskJPM THINGS #AskJPM ON #AskJPM TWITTER #AskJPM EVER!!!
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 1h

I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM
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Tom McKay ‏@thetomzone 27m

Quick! You're locked in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors? #AskJPM
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SILVER ROCKER ‏@MetalsRocker 35m

#AskJPM Announces Public Twitter Q&A With Vice Chairman, Hilarity Ensues http://dlvr.it/4K2Ylk
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Marketplace ‏@MarketplaceAPM 59m

Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 1h

Jon Stewart And Matt Taibbi: Banksters, Presstitutes And Why Nobody Should Shed a Tear for JP Morgan Chase #AskJPM http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/jon-stewart-and-matt-taibbi-banksters.html
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Daniel Gross ‏@grossdm 1h

Oh my lord, the #askjpm session. Will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.
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David Gaffen ‏@davidgaffen 1h

#AskJPM You are aware that everybody hates you, right? You aren't? No. Oh. Ok.
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Stanley Pignal ‏@spignal 1h

How are you planning to spend the savings made from firing your social media team? #askJPM
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 1h

How can we harmonize Kierkegaard's teleological suspension of the ethical with the Rousseauian social contract? #AskJPM
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Epicurean Dealmaker ‏@EpicureanDeal 1h

Lloyd Blankfein and the entire executive suite are hunched over a first year analyst's twitter feed laughing their asses off over #AskJPM.
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 1h

If you were a shameless financial predator profiting off of the misery of your customers, what kind of predator would you be? #AskJPM
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Eddy Elfenbein ‏@EddyElfenbein 1h

What's the best way to get blood stains out of a clown suit? #AskJPM
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 1h

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 1h

Is the fact that you've paid over half a billion in fines since August a source or pride, or are you embarrassed it's not higher? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 1h

What's it like working with Mexican drug cartels? Do they tip? #AskJPM
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Michael Casey ‏@mikejcasey 1h

Reading the #AskJPM Twitter feed makes it seem JPM put a "kick me" sticker on its back when it rolled out that hashtag.
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 1h

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarkpocalypse is upon us. Brought about by this: #AskJPM
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alex pareene ‏@pareene 1h

#AskJPM why did u think this would be a good idea
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 2h

Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

piling onto @alexisgoldstein's last Q, do you have a target rate of recidivism for execs before you promote them? #AskJPM
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Rachel Edelman ‏@rachelsedelman 2h

If you feel like a failure, imagine being the person who came up with #AskJPM
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David Walton ‏@dwalton1 2h

"Hmm. Maybe we should get us one o' them--what you call 'em? 'Socialized Media Managers?'" -- @jpmorgan, after seeing results of #AskJPM
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Sean McKeown ‏@smcke0wn 2h

.@JPMorgan, did you short #BearSterns stocks to crash them yourself, or just pick up the pieces to patch your balance sheet after? #AskJPM
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Eric ‏@Talking_Monkeys 2h

When Jamie Dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche. #AskJPM
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The Other 98% ‏@other98 2h

Hey, @jpmorgan: What's it like knowing that you've escaped punishment for securities fraud again & again? #AskJPM http://other98.com/dont-negotiate-with-chase-prosecute-them/
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 2h

Bet the JPMorgan PR team is less than thrilled with how #AskJPM is going.
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

Is it the ability to throw anyone out of their home that drives you, or just the satisfaction that you know you COULD do it? #AskJPM
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Revolution ‏@revolutiooon 2h

Why do you agree to pay billion dollars of penalties every time? Is not there any case which you don't steal? #AskJPM @jpmorgan
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SILVER ROCKER ‏@MetalsRocker 2h

Have any questions for J.P. Morgan? #AskJPM http://dlvr.it/4K1V4T
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 2h

When you paid $309M for illegal credit card practices, did you say #whatev we have $28BN set aside for fines? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/cfbp_n_3956120.html?utm_hp_ref=tw … #AskJPM
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OccupyHomesMN ‏@OccupyHomesMN 2h

Will this new settlement help keep wrongfully foreclosed people like Jaymie and Sergio in their homes or just provide paltry checks? #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 2h

When you robosigned credit card docs, did you think you were going to have to shutter the litigation group? http://www.americanbanker.com/issue...p-for-consumer-debt-collection-1062882-1.html … #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

At what number of Billions of Dollars in fines will it no longer be profitable to run your criminal enterprise? #askjpm
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Mike Conrad ‏@mikeconrad1 2h

Crime: A) Totally pays, just look at us B) Boy I don't know C) If a market-maker does it that means it's not illegal #AskJPM
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 2h

Did you not realize that The Smartest Guys In The Room was a cautionary tale, not a blueprint for mass theft? #AskJPM http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/worse-than-enron-shrug/
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 2h

Have your highly-paid underlings learned not to take notes during a criminal f**king conspiracy? #AskJPM http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/dimon-meet-coop/
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Phil Perspective ‏@PhilPerspective 2h

Isn't it better for the economy having a bunch of jobs paying $50,000 to $60,000 a year than one making 7, 8 or 9 figures? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

Will the firm explore new markets, like selling candy-backed securities to babies w/o disclosing the lack of chocolate in the bonds? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

Do you have an org chart that's perfectly analogous to the criminal underworld - capo, made man - or do you just wing it? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

They're doing an #AskJPM Twitter Q&A? Oh, I might be able to scrounge up a few questions.
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Matthew Zeitlin ‏@MattZeitlin 2h

#AskJPM How many times has Jimmy Lee heard a version of the "he's lent out so much money...and gotten most of it back" quote
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Lauren Tara LaCapra ‏@LaurenLaCapra 3h

#AskJPM Does Jimmy Lee really cheat at golf? http://bit.ly/18sWnEt (asking for a friend @dan_freed)
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J.P. Morgan Trade ‏@JPMorganTrade 3h

$JPM VC Jimmy Lee will host a live Q&A on his career experiences Nov 14 at 1pm ET. Follow @JPMorgan & tweet Qs using #AskJPM
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 5h

$JPM VC Jimmy Lee is taking over @JPMorgan on 11/14 at 1pm ET. Tweet Qs using #AskJPM & learn more about him here: http://jpm.com/x/a/NFPV4Fj
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 7h

Tomorrow at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions for 1 hour. Tweet your Q early using #AskJPM
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J.P. Morgan TS ‏@jpmorganTS 7h

Tomorrow $JPM VC Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer questions on his career experiences. Follow & use #AskJPM to tweet your Qs.
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Uhura Moor ‏@uhuramoor 10h

"@jpmorgan: Wonder what it takes to be a Sr. Exec at a global company? #AskJPM’s Jimmy Lee. @the_jaranamo @jpmorgan on Nov. 14 at 1pm ET"
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Linda Michel ‏@LM1177 11 Nov

If you could go back in time, what would be the one thing you would tell yourself at the beginning of your career? #AskJPM
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Jack Lord ‏@jacklord 11 Nov

Anyone thinking of doing #AskJPM might want to familiarise themselves with Jamie Dimon's rap sheet: http://www.scribd.com/doc/130290952/Gf-Co-Executive-Summary-JPM-Out-of-Control
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Jack Lord ‏@jacklord 11 Nov

I'm sure #AskJPM is going to be a PR triumph
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TimHardham ‏@THardham 11 Nov

What do you consider the most important part of your job? #AskJPM
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 11 Nov

How many henchmen did you send to @pareene's house after that CNBC hit? #AskJPM
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Laura Dimon ‏@LauraDimon 11 Nov

did i miss #askJPM? @ErichTimmerman
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amusebarf ‏@amusebarf 11 Nov

#AskJPM What is the maximum amount of material wealth that a person can accumulate and still be allowed into Heaven?
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Timothy Connolly CFA ‏@SconsetCapital 11 Nov

@jpmorgan Is it true "JPM stands for "Just Pay More"? #AskJPM ;)

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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 11 Nov

It’s a #TwitterTakeover: On 11/14 $JPM Vice Chairman, Jimmy Lee, takes over @JPMorgan to answer questions. Use #AskJPM to tweet a question.
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Eli Langer ‏@EliLanger 10 Nov

@jpmorgan Has social media changed the way $JPM does business / communicates? How many people on $JPM's social media team? #AskJPM
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James Morgan ‏@JamesGMorgan 9 Nov

Mr Lee: thoughts about autonomous financial entity opportunities in XBT/crypto? #AskJPM MT @jpmorgan Tweet Q early & tune in for A 1/14:0100
 

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Scorpio might make me edit this thread later (there are references to gold in them thar tweets and there are references to JPMorgan that use to be financially oriented until they tried to use social media
 

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#15
There has been a threat that they are shutting down #AskJPM so a few more for posterity

(A)Muse for Hire ‏@JennS79 9m

#AskJPM - What on earth will Ray Kelly do at JP Morgan Chase for a "seven-figure salary"??? http://www.salon.com/2013/11/08/how_much_will_it_cost_to_make_these_racist_old_men_go_away/
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Michael de la Merced ‏@m_delamerced 17m

It's done: JPMorgan has officially canceled the #askjpm Q&A
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ENTJ ‏@FirdousBlahzay 22m

#AskJPM what's your secret in forcing government to bail out your staged bankruptcies? I would like to know so I can get rich too
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Cindy ‏@gemswinc 23m

RT @williambanzai7: JP MORGAN TRADE DIAGRAM (FINAL) http://flic.kr/p/fjS2BL #AskJPM Comment?
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williambanzai7 ‏@williambanzai7 24m

What size? TOO BIG TO FAIL STRUT FINE ART PRINT http://flic.kr/p/e5bYht #AskJPM
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goodstar ‏@Goodstar72 27m

Favourite: As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance? #AskJPM #jpmorgan
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Camilla Hall ‏@CamillaHallNYC 29m

JPMorgan says #AskJPM event has been cancelled.
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Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost 31m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A is going horribly wrong http://huff.to/1bvsJmi
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City Trading ‏@City_Trading 34m

Today's session entailed USD and equity exhuberance as well as this stunning PR disaster http://goo.gl/OjcEZM #AskJPM Have a good evening
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American Goan ‏@AmericanGoan 39m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong: JPMorgan Chase, the country's biggest bank by assets, and ... http://huff.to/1drePRN
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Teacher Dude ‏@teacherdude 47m

Ever wondered how Marie Antoinette would have fared on Twitter? Check out J.P Morgan's doomed attempt at social media interaction #AskJPM
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Mother Jones ‏@MotherJones 49m

Dear @jpmorgan, Why are you so anti-nature? Thanks, MoJo http://mojo.ly/1cVVxaZ #AskJPM
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umair haque ‏@umairh 50m

How come you guys aren't in jail? #AskJPM
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 2h

I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM
Retweeted 143 times
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SILVER ROCKER ‏@MetalsRocker 59m

#AskJPM Announces Public Twitter Q&A With Vice Chairman, Hilarity Ensues http://dlvr.it/4K2Ylk
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Eric Scott Hunsader ‏@nanexllc 1h

http://i.imgur.com/XV20Eu2.png #AskJPM
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Marketplace ‏@MarketplaceAPM 1h

Twitter trolls steamroll #AskJPM live twitter Q&A. http://mktplc.org/1cppcnQ
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 1h

Jon Stewart And Matt Taibbi: Banksters, Presstitutes And Why Nobody Should Shed a Tear for JP Morgan Chase #AskJPM http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/jon-stewart-and-matt-taibbi-banksters.html
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Alex Bowles ‏@alexqgb 1h

What scares you more, a meteor impact that destroys life as we know it or Elizabeth Warren? #AskJPM
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Daniel Gross ‏@grossdm 1h

Oh my lord, the #askjpm session. Will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.
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David Gaffen ‏@davidgaffen 1h

#AskJPM You are aware that everybody hates you, right? You aren't? No. Oh. Ok.

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Stanley Pignal ‏@spignal 2h

How are you planning to spend the savings made from firing your social media team? #askJPM
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 2h

How can we harmonize Kierkegaard's teleological suspension of the ethical with the Rousseauian social contract? #AskJPM
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Epicurean Dealmaker ‏@EpicureanDeal 2h

Lloyd Blankfein and the entire executive suite are hunched over a first year analyst's twitter feed laughing their asses off over #AskJPM.
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Matt O'Brien ‏@ObsoleteDogma 2h

What's your favorite type of whale? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

If you were a shameless financial predator profiting off of the misery of your customers, what kind of predator would you be? #AskJPM
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Eddy Elfenbein ‏@EddyElfenbein 2h

What's the best way to get blood stains out of a clown suit? #AskJPM
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 2h

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM
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corpounreal ‏@corpounreal 2h

#AskJPM Do you not realize the vast majority of Americans know you are criminals, know you're getting away with it, and despise you for it?
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OccupyHomesMN ‏@OccupyHomesMN 2h

How much have you profited off Jaymie's foreclosure, including the 5x she's paid for her home? #AskJPM #jaymieshouse http://www.occupyhomesmn.org/electiondayraid
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 2h

Is the fact that you've paid over half a billion in fines since August a source or pride, or are you embarrassed it's not higher? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

What's it like working with Mexican drug cartels? Do they tip? #AskJPM
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Michael Casey ‏@mikejcasey 2h

Reading the #AskJPM Twitter feed makes it seem JPM put a "kick me" sticker on its back when it rolled out that hashtag.
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Schoun ‏@schoun 2h

Does it feel better paying the biggest bank fines in history so far, or did the satisfaction of the crimes outweigh the fines? #AskJPM
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Downtown Josh Brown ‏@ReformedBroker 2h

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarkpocalypse is upon us. Brought about by this: #AskJPM
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alex pareene ‏@pareene 2h

#AskJPM why did u think this would be a good idea
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Heather Faison ‏@HeatherFaison 2h

1. Look up #AskJPM 2. Laugh. Loudly.
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 2h

Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

piling onto @alexisgoldstein's last Q, do you have a target rate of recidivism for execs before you promote them? #AskJPM
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Rachel Edelman ‏@rachelsedelman 2h

If you feel like a failure, imagine being the person who came up with #AskJPM
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Matt Levine ‏@matt_levine 2h

Do you like puppies? If you had a puppy, what would you name him? #AskJPM
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David Walton ‏@dwalton1 2h

"Hmm. Maybe we should get us one o' them--what you call 'em? 'Socialized Media Managers?'" -- @jpmorgan, after seeing results of #AskJPM
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Eric ‏@Talking_Monkeys 2h

When Jamie Dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche. #AskJPM
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The Other 98% ‏@other98 2h

Hey, @jpmorgan: What's it like knowing that you've escaped punishment for securities fraud again & again? #AskJPM http://other98.com/dont-negotiate-with-chase-prosecute-them/
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Kevin Roose ‏@kevinroose 2h

Bet the JPMorgan PR team is less than thrilled with how #AskJPM is going.
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 2h

Is it the ability to throw anyone out of their home that drives you, or just the satisfaction that you know you COULD do it? #AskJPM
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Revolution ‏@revolutiooon 2h

Why do you agree to pay billion dollars of penalties every time? Is not there any case which you don't steal? #AskJPM @jpmorgan
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 2h

When you paid $309M for illegal credit card practices, did you say #whatev we have $28BN set aside for fines? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/cfbp_n_3956120.html?utm_hp_ref=tw … #AskJPM
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OccupyHomesMN ‏@OccupyHomesMN 2h

Will this new settlement help keep wrongfully foreclosed people like Jaymie and Sergio in their homes or just provide paltry checks? #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM
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alexis goldstein ‏@alexisgoldstein 2h

When you robosigned credit card docs, did you think you were going to have to shutter the litigation group? http://www.americanbanker.com/issue...p-for-consumer-debt-collection-1062882-1.html … #AskJPM
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Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 2h

At what number of Billions of Dollars in fines will it no longer be profitable to run your criminal enterprise? #askjpm
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Mike Conrad ‏@mikeconrad1 2h

Crime: A) Totally pays, just look at us B) Boy I don't know C) If a market-maker does it that means it's not illegal #AskJPM
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 2h

Did you not realize that The Smartest Guys In The Room was a cautionary tale, not a blueprint for mass theft? #AskJPM http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/worse-than-enron-shrug/
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Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 2h

Have your highly-paid underlings learned not to take notes during a criminal f**king conspiracy? #AskJPM http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/dimon-meet-coop/
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Phil Perspective ‏@PhilPerspective 2h

Isn't it better for the economy having a bunch of jobs paying $50,000 to $60,000 a year than one making 7, 8 or 9 figures? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 3h

Will the firm explore new markets, like selling candy-backed securities to babies w/o disclosing the lack of chocolate in the bonds? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 3h

Do you have an org chart that's perfectly analogous to the criminal underworld - capo, made man - or do you just wing it? #AskJPM
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David Dayen ‏@ddayen 3h

They're doing an #AskJPM Twitter Q&A? Oh, I might be able to scrounge up a few questions.
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Matthew Zeitlin ‏@MattZeitlin 3h

#AskJPM How many times has Jimmy Lee heard a version of the "he's lent out so much money...and gotten most of it back" quote
 

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qcat ‏@307heytp 22m

But it was going so well! "@zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM"
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akspov ‏@akspov 22m

I'm tuning in with a bag of popcorn to watch #AskJPM @KRGMOM. My favorite tweet came from @Wu_Tang_Finance lol pic.twitter.com/4VyXaa3NTd
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Beth Elliott ‏@BibbidiBeth 22m

So this didn't go quite as planned. JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50 via @HuffPostBiz
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Jake W. ‏@flyover_jake 22m

can you name a commodity I consume in everyday life that is not controlled by rigged markets? #AskJPM
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John Bordeaux ‏@jbordeaux 22m

Hey guys, Twitter was a silly idea. Head on over to Reddit for an AMA... That'll clear your head. #AskJPM
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Mike Brooks ‏@mbrooks64 23m

Jamie, Wish even more now that you'd done the Twitter IPO? #AskJPM is never going away. And it's gonna be a great Tshirt.
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Apinak ‏@Apinak 23m

When you finally have all the money can you start on the job creating? Something besides butler jobs I mean. #AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 23m

I care about others. Any advice on how to make it stop? #AskJPM
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Aaron Klein ‏@AaronKlein 23m

(PS: The #AskJPM feed is hilarious.)
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 23m

My blow dude is a little pricey. Sometimes the powder is a bit sticky thus making lines hard to make. Need a new dealer. # please? #askJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 23m

#AskJPM You guys really are stupid aren't you?
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G ‏@UltimoDevast8or 23m

#AskJPM What is the easiest way to defraud the public and not have any of my associates see jail time?
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Julie Lowe ‏@julielowe 23m

Oh my! #askjpm is quite the #sm case study in action.
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Anna Schibrowsky ‏@banoonoo 23m

#AskJPM How do your $12/month fees for checking accounts help the 10 million U.S. households that are unbanked get banked?
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 23m

#AskJPM how many banks does it take to destroy the American housing market? Just one apparently. That wasn't funny.
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Aaron Klein ‏@AaronKlein 23m

Here’s an easy one: why didn’t you @Riskalyze the whale? #AskJPM
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NFL Tipster ‏@Nfltipster 23m

#AskJPM is this just a cover hashtag for more questions for Harry Redknapp? His Q&A went better than yours....
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Pilot.Light. ‏@Hanksingle 23m

How big a shock is it to learn that, outside the gates of your detached, ignorant community, everyone hates you to death? #AskJPM
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Kirk Diggler ‏@KDig7 23m

Did you know this? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/CZFHLWKDCN
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Kerry Dolan ‏@KerryDolan 23m

LOL RT @KevinRoose Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
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American Banker ‏@AmerBanker 23m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Experiment Goes Horribly Awry -- round-up by @mariaaspan http://bit.ly/17Up6Ys
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Rebecca Jarvis ‏@RebeccaJarvis 23m

JP Morgan is calling off its #AskJPM event. Meantime, #AskJPM is still trending.
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Bryan Leist ‏@focusintime 23m

Can you explain rehypothecation and how it aligns with taxpayer bailouts and your business strategy? #askjpm
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talltom ‏@talltom 23m

#AskJPM Mr. Dimon Was it easy to send MF Global Gold to London for the POS Jon Corzine. What did you make by aiding & abetting the theft?
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Mary ‏@Bristolmary 24m

@jpmorgan was it something we said? #AskJPM
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Michael Curry ‏@mcurryfelidae07 24m

What size engagement ring are you getting the @SenateBanking ? #AskJPM
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Rebooting Capitalism ‏@WealthdotNet 24m

JPM attempts AMA on hashtag #askJPM - hilarity ensues...
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Sharon ‏@VestigesLCRI 24m

#AskJPM How does it feel to live without a soul? Was it worth it? How much did you get for it? Do prices vary?
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Steven Schuldt ‏@cosmicoceanrain 24m

There may be nothing better on twitter than the timeline of @alexisgoldstein trolling the #askJPM hashtag.
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Patrick M. ‏@sfpodge 24m

When will you request your bailout to cover the bank fines? #AskJPM
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 24m

Truth now, he's really just fat, right? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/zDNrAxyRym
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Cdad ‏@Crazydadinc 24m

@Vconomics Cdad: A Federal Reserve Bank with plywood nailed across the front door and windows is a more legitimate Federal Reserve. #AskJPM
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Dan DuVal ‏@FigureNyenterms 24m

"@m_delamerced: It's done: JPMorgan has officially canceled the #askjpm Q&A". // Couldn't get an hours worth ?'s from 2 million tweets?
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Daniel Kuney ‏@DanielKuney 24m

Well played @alexisgoldstein for not letting @jpmorgan off the hook. Demand accountability at #AskJPM. http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/...sted-a-twitter-chat-and-got-epically-trolled/
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 24m

#AskJPM feels like kindergarden #trolling
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Wade Sturdivant ‏@wadestu 24m

That ridiculous #AskJPM campaign became the best headline-writing contest ever. My vote for winner: @alexisgoldstein Bravo!
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The Brazilian Whale™ ‏@BrazilFinance 24m

Are you (a) first, (b) smarter or (c) do you cheat? #AskJPM
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 24m

#AskJPM I've heard a rumor you drink blood and sleep in coffins.... any truth to it?
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Scott Beamer ‏@Scott_Beamer 24m

#AskJPM http://fplus.me/3Zdx
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Rudolf E. Havenstein ‏@RudyHavenstein 24m

I'm going to go take a cold shower after the #ASKJPM frenzy. Ciao.
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Halom's Newz Grind ‏@HalomsNewzGrind 24m

#AskJPM what has your been your legal strategy to prevent indictment under the RICO Act? How much of Bin Ladens money are you safekeeping?
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Jacob Johnson ‏@Chi_Jacob 24m

What do we replace the term "Too big to fail with?" Too big to play by the rules? #AskJPM http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/jamiedimon424901.html#KEJl1EBkgYusxskt.02 … via @BrainyQuote
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CW ‏@wahomeowner 25m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/askjpm-twitter-qa-turns-i_n_4269795.html … (What's your favorite wale)
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Paddy ‏@asignofthetimes 25m

#AskJPM noose, guillotine, or lethal injection? Diversification and choice are key in a free market.
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Jamos ‏@IamRiceman1 25m

Do you regret this trend? Lawl : #AskJPM
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Jake W. ‏@flyover_jake 25m

#askJPM CREDIT IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION, BASED ON LATIN CREDERE FOR BELIEF.THATS NOT A QUESTION. DO YOU KNOW ANY SECRETS ABOUT ROBERT MOSES?
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MakinSense Babe ‏@MakinSenseBabe 25m

Shiiit I missed the #AskJPM anything session. Had some important questions regarding cuff links & warehouse space for my scented candles
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Cinnamaldehyde ‏@cinnamaldehyde 25m

you ARE aware that congresspeople are not actually pokemon, right? you don't gotta catch 'em all. #AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 25m

#AskJPM I heard that you were going to give predatory home loans to toddlers, any comment? Do they qualify?
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diserzione ‏@diserzione 25m

Ora @jpmorgan dice che ha "cancellato" #AskJPM cioè non risponderanno alle domande. #GAC #tehlulz
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Volatility Smile ‏@volatilitysmile 25m

@cbk_chi #askjpm no amount of coke would make them do that.
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Cult of NatSec ‏@CultOfNatSec 25m

HIS MAJESTY RT @wheeliesmom: When you look at this picture, what do you see? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/5BLKjTDeyV
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Patrick M. ‏@sfpodge 25m

#AskJPM Do you say "thank you" after ****ing over John Q. Public? *asking for #banksters
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BarbaraSeymourSockey ‏@babzter 26m

Can't cancel a hashtag! #AskJPM
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MARYANN ‏@zooey1000 26m

#AskJPM How can you cancel a Q&A without answering a single question? Now that is just poor behaviour.
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Michael Krieger ‏@LibertyBlitz 26m

Here's a question nobody will be asking. Why did JPM cancel #AskJPM?
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NFL Tipster ‏@Nfltipster 26m

#AskJPM when you work with the Mafia, did you ever meet Fat Tony?
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Juliana ‏@KRGMOM 26m

Did you honestly think that people would have nice things to say? Are you that out of touch?#AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 26m

Do you really think cancelling the most popular event in the history of the internet will help your cause? #ASKJPM
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 26m

When you look at this picture, what do you see? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/01LPeMQd3B
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kfreed ‏@kfreed2 26m

#AskJPM <<< Is it over already? Damn, we were just getting warmed up.
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Brasil61 ‏@brasil61 26m

off the top of ur head can u name the top 1000 bankers responsible for 2008 meltdown and if they'd please kickback $100 mil each #AskJPM
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Hungover Ninja ‏@MyFEMANinja 26m

Why do the two JPM alums I work with not like me very much and avoid discussions with me now? #AskJPM
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Mathew Kagis ‏@OccupyMedic 26m

And J.P. Morgan responds to public backlash on twitter: #AskJPM #NO pic.twitter.com/r6mYdAM3uD
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AZ Advocacy Network ‏@AZadvocacy 26m

RT @alexisgoldstein: Is there a way we can securitize elite entitlement? Oh, wait, I forgot, that's your whole business model. #askJPM #fb
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Rob van Laere ‏@robvanlaere 26m

How much did the PR-guy earn with this fantastic idea? #AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 26m

Does your soul qualify as something black at a funeral? #AskJPM
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Damita Jo ‏@kiaspeaks 26m

They clearly didn't evaluate the risks of this. They should hire me. :-) RT @KRGMOM: Fire your entire PR Dept #AskJPM what a fiasco
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brett decker ‏@brettdecker2 26m

#AskJPM what time of day do you guys like to discuss zerohedge
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 26m

#AskJPM Wait...Are you still in business??? Not for long!!
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Rich Fox ‏@rpalmerfox 26m

JP Morgan shows how NOT to run a social media campaign with its #askJPM. http://lnkd.in/bTp3ym6
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Corey Bussell ‏@cbuss5 26m

#ASKJPM Is Iran your least favorite country and why?
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 26m

I think it's really funny how on your website you have a massive section dedicated to "Corporate Responsibility" Mary Jo's idea? #askJPM
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The Brazilian Whale™ ‏@BrazilFinance 26m

If you take your hand off, does the world gets really ****ing fair, really ****in quickly and nobody actually wants that? #AskJPM
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Pete Nagy ‏@petenychange 27m

Do you get more enjoyment from intimidating, threatening, and ultimately replacing your low-level employees or taking their homes? #AskJPM
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molesworth_1 ‏@molesworth_1 27m

I see #askJPM is at least as successful as #askBG was. Wouldn't that be something to have on your CV..?
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AG Fredericks Author ‏@AGFredericks 27m

Was it something I said? #AskJPM
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Hungover Ninja ‏@MyFEMANinja 27m

Why do the two JPM alums I work with **** themselves when I ask hard questions about JPM's role in hiding Greek sovereign debt? #AskJPM
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Twenty Four Clothes ‏@TwentyFourCloth 27m

I GET 2959 REAL FOLLOWERS! http://www.linklite.info/livefollowers?PWHLSRdNTg … ✈Jameis,Philippines,#CookieDance,#MentionATrueFriend,#AskJPM,AL Cy Young,Max Scherzer,#
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Joe Siracusa ‏@joesiracusa1989 27m

#askjpm How many forclosures per day counts as a 'good day' of work?
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T3H ARCH3R ‏@T3H_ARCH3R 27m

#AskJPM How much do you donate to politicians yearly? How much for the "help" raising Facebook stock?
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Brandon Tozzo ‏@BrandonTozzo 27m

What politicians do you give the most contributions to? #AskJPM
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Paula Cassin ‏@paulacassin 27m

RE your $70 trillion in derivatives: if that goes wrong by say 10%, do u plan 2 get money from the Fed or raid investor accounts? #askjpm
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 27m

“@sotarcat126: @cinnamaldehyde @AzulayRomond it's called a rectal rebreather system” #AskJPM
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Hungover Ninja ‏@MyFEMANinja 27m

Why do the two JPM alums I work with **** themselves when I ask hard questions about JPM's role in bankrupting Jefferson County? #AskJPM
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Mike ‏@Mike93434086 27m

@EpicureanDeal @MarcHochstein When they began to rape her like theyve done to the US economy? #AskJPM
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NFL Tipster ‏@Nfltipster 27m

#AskJPM if two trains are heading towards each other 1km apart at 100kph, how long until you defraud some small investors?
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 27m

#AskJPM knock knock, who's there? JP Morgan, JP Morgan who? JP Morgan, now get the **** out of our house... we are foreclosing.
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Dave Benoit ‏@DaveCBenoit 27m

We've got wall-to-wall coverage of #AskJPM: Now J.P. Morgan winds up in Twitter turmoil http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl
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Jarrett Nelson ‏@Sailor_Jerry_ 27m

Damn, @jpmorgan cut their #AskJPM Q&A short. I just wanted to ask about LIBOR, Mortgage Fraud, London Whale, Commodities manipulation & HFT
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Ben Carlos ‏@SoBendito 27m

BREAKING: #AskJPM has agreed to surrender control to creditors.
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Mary ‏@Bristolmary 27m

1. Grab a drink & get comfy. 2. Search for #AskJPM 3. Enjoy.
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 27m

Don't go, we were just getting to know each other. #askjpm
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Eric Somerville ‏@EricSomerville 28m

@DaveCBenoit Cowards asked for questions and now they cab be bothered to answer any? They ought to ask some questions of themselves #AskJPM
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Randall Holmes ‏@RandallSHolmes 28m

RT @blondewonk: That one time when @jpmorgan couldn't handle internet. "@CamillaHallNYC JPMorgan says #AskJPM event has been cancelled." #fb
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Brown ‏@bletua 28m

Do I have to sell my soul and my first born to you for a job? The benefits must be awesome. #AskJPM
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Christine Anawati ‏@canawati 28m

A Twitter chat gone horribly wrong. And it has yet to start... #AskJPM http://huff.to/1bvsJmi via @HuffingtonPost
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beensilver ‏@beensilver 28m

#AskJPM Announces Public Twitter Q&A With Vice Chairman, Hilarity Ensues http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Maxkeisercom/~3/zIiEE5XwrZ0/
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BANKSTER SLAYER ‏@banksterslayer 28m

#AskJPM What? How can you foreclose on your own twitter session? Oh wait I forgot to whom I am speaking.
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Brian ‏@Brian_Conner9 28m


TomWithTheWeather ‏@tomwiththeweath 28m

isn't it a conflict of interest that jamie dimon sits on the NY federal reserve board? #AskJPM
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mike ewart ‏@mik61scot 28m

@RevStupid #AskJPM does WoS take foreign coins *base metal* and *old* Argentinian Peso notes?
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M.F. ‏@bklynMF 28m

07-09 was tough. Needed overdraft. After I paid it off and got back on my feet, why wasn't I welcome to keep my account open? #AskJPM
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Jean-Marie Ruffieux ‏@ruffjea 28m

@zerohedge so I will not get my answers? #AskJPM
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Bancho Libre ‏@BanchoLibre 28m

The **** did you expect, @jpmorgan? #AskJPM
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Charlie ‏@timmyconspiracy 28m

hearing whisper that RBS is lining up a £49bn bid for the #AskJPM hashtag
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1nvisibleman ‏@opticaldensity 29m

Does Bummer spit or swallow...?? #AskJPM
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John Needham ‏@johnpneedham 29m

didn't see *that* coming. RT @zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM
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InsaneBlackhawksFan ‏@InsaneBHawksFan 29m

#AskJPM if I were a billionaire, then I'd make Lindsey Graham give me a BJ for campaign contributions....
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@TraderMommy ‏@TraderMommy 29m

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon's light? #AskJPM
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Charlie Waddell ‏@charliewaddell 29m

John Pierpont Morgan is laughing at #askJPM from his warm, nicely furnished, and well stocked grave.
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 29m

How many politicians do you actually own? #askjpm
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MARYANN ‏@zooey1000 29m

#AskJPM So when are any of these questions going to be answerd JPM?
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412 ‏@HeismanDiego 29m

JP Morgan be reading the #AskJPM tweets like pic.twitter.com/JrQz323xBk
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 29m

#AskJPM At least the Mafia had John Gotti
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Khumbu Mguni ‏@therealkhumbu 29m

@azeengubeni lol #fail #AskJPM
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Lars Pellinat ‏@Lars9596 29m

#AskJPM #OWS #AskJPM #WallStreet #AskJPM #occupy #AskJPM #Banksters #AskJPM #OccupyERT #AskJPM #nwo #AskJPM #OccupyFrankfurt #AskJPM
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Rudolf E. Havenstein ‏@RudyHavenstein 29m

#ASKJPM will be back in a new form next week - Hosted by @MariaBartiromo, questions will be limited to CNBC and Business Insider 'reporters'
 

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Mason ‏@MasonRaeDixon 10m

@RebeccaJarvis #AskJPM how can #Chase jerk mortgage holders around while they struggle monthly & call it "operating in good faith"
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Karim Moufidi ‏@karimmoufidi 10m

#AskJPM do you wish you worked at Goldman Sachs #badidea
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Martin Collinson ‏@MartinCollinson 10m

#AskJPM How long before this kind of public recognition causes the genuinely good people you have to leave and join decent businesses? #NYSE
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 10m

#AskJPM can you at least build a damn play ground with our money you stole? A damn jungle gym or something.
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Kinlay Hostel Galway ‏@Kinlay_galway 11m

@jpmorgan maybe there won't be answers tomorrow, but I bet the questions will keep flowing for days #AskJPM
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Zane Zodrow ‏@ZaneZodrow 11m

When you "bang the close" do you like to pretend it's your Mother? #AskJPM
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YellowFoamNovel ‏@YellowFoamNovel 11m

Do you have a picture of Al Capone hanging in the boardroom? #AskJPM #DamTooLate
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Ron Solo ‏@R0NS0L0 11m

RT #AskJPM Is bribery of federal government officials counted as a marketing expense, or a legal expense?
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Al ‏@JebusHChrist 11m

#AskJPM What's the typical cost of a government agent's soul and how do you recommend removing stains from one's moral fiber?
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 11m

Sorry we ruined your hashtag event, if you could just apologise for your plunder of the global economy,. I think we'd be even. #askjpm
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Naomi Fowler ‏@Naomi_Fowler 11m

Fine-prone JP Morgan thought it was a good idea to hold a Q & A session on Twitter. It really wasn‘t> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/askjpm-twitter-qa-turns-i_n_4269795.html?utm_hp_ref=tw … #AskJPM
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alrightythen ‏@jeeezelouise 11m

@Anonyphant I think the plan is just to hide out in the White House #AskJPM @jpmorgan
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EEC ‏@2echobros 11m

#AskJPM where is #AskGoldmanSachs?
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MARYANN ‏@zooey1000 11m

#AskJPM My poor dear psychopath. Please take no offence as we Storm the Bastille. enough arrogance from you Dimon.
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Eric Scott Hunsader ‏@nanexllc 11m

@TheDailyShow should go ahead with the #AskJPM conference as planned. We'd get some real answers
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 12m

Hows the 5 Billion a year in money you make off the food stamp program doin ya? #askJPM #occupy
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 12m

For the love of humanity people, #AskJPM about its weiner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrARTSuysM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Alan ‏@schussman 12m

Who could have imagined #AskJPM would go so off the rails? RT @jpmorgan: Tomorrow's Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.
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Halom's Newz Grind ‏@HalomsNewzGrind 12m

#AskJPM Why was Bruno Iksil trying to create a market altering CDS position in London? Were you trying to crash the economy again?
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Larry Wright ‏@larrywright 12m

If you want to see what a social media disaster looks like, click on this: #AskJPM
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 12m

How many gold bars do you have hidden in your ass? #AskJPM
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Anousha ‏@anoushasakoui 12m

Oh social media u r fickle. Excellent pr statement though "“#Badidea! Back to the drawing board" http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/BL-MBB-11726 … #AskJPM
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C Waldron ‏@TheRealCWaldron 12m

That #AskJPM tag is the gift that keeps on giving
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 12m

Dear JPM, in support of my application for a position on your newly desolate social media team, I submit my trolling of the #askjpm hashtag.
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Vampire Squid Patrol ‏@rblotnicky 13m

RT فيَّاض @Fyd 1m @Fyd What @jpmorgan is doing by #AskJPM will be a very funny case study on how to create a real... http://fb.me/NrWWZunG
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kfreed ‏@kfreed2 13m

.@MKTWgoldstein More importantly, did Occupy folks tweeting at #AskJPM notice that #fedtownhall is a #RonPaulTeaBagCircleJerk @ThirdRockMom
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 13m

How's that menage a trois with Obama and Bernake working out for ya Dimon? #AskJPM #occupy #endthefed
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 13m

#AskJPM what's the best part about being an crooked banker? The stock options or the yearly bonus?
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 13m

#AskJPM GATA: State Dept. Memo Describes #Gold Suppression, But State Denies Having Any Gold Records http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/gata-state-dept-memo-describes-gold.html … via @Sufiy
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M Cavert ‏@MCavert 13m

Wowsa. #AskJPM
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Mister Townley ‏@mistertownley 13m

JPMorgan Is Taking Questions From Twitter And Getting Thoroughly Trolled http://www.businessinsider.com/trolls-take-over-ask-jpm-2013-11 … via @clusterstock #AskJPM #News
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Luke Harder ‏@Anonyphant 13m

How much longer do you think you can rape this country before you're literally lynched by the poor? #askJPM @jpmorgan
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Meggie G ‏@Meggie_G_ 13m

#AskJPM @ladygaga lives for the applause. Do you live for the angry mob?
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Theresa M ‏@theresa_ishuman 13m

You can have so much fun tonight. Just read the #AskJPM feed and LOL. #FailedSocialMediaStrategy #PublicAnger #Irony #PrivateBank
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Aaron Jackson ‏@a_jackson8 13m

Who needs prime time tv when you have the #askjpm stream to read?
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Wish-Bone ‏@__boney 13m

Do you guys like pretzels? #AskJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 14m

#AskJPM GOLD...GOLD...GOLD!!!!!
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Cynthia Hua ‏@cynthiaxhua 14m

There is strong evidence that Twitter is not finance-friendly. #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 14m

.@owensmum can I have a bail out to cover the tweet that was stolen? #askjpm
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Jeremy Lassen ‏@jlassen 14m

#askJPM Does the mars rover have feeling like WALLE? oops. I thought i was talking to JPL not JPM. Nevermind
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JV Gerbasi ‏@jvgerbasi 14m

Honestly, when did Jamie Dimon received Ms. Yellen's confirmation speech? How much stolen money from it? #AskJPM
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 15m

#askjpm What are you doing about @lisaansell3 tweet theft?
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Rick Rocket Boost ‏@TheBoostyBoy 15m

How do I stop the rats eating the flesh off my toes since I can't afford socks any more thanks to you guys? #AskJPM
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#New World Order ‏@nwohashtag 15m

RT: [Lars9596] #AskJPM #OWS #AskJPM #WallStreet #AskJPM #occupy #AskJPM #Banksters #AskJPM #OccupyERT #AskJPM #nwo #AskJPM #OccupyFrankfu...
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Peter Eller ‏@Peter_Eller10 15m

Q&A cancelled #askJPM
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Michael Paarlberg ‏@MPaarlberg 16m

#AskJPM I've got a bank I'm running into the ground. If I let you destroy all shareholder equity, how large of a bonus do I get?
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Schoun ‏@schoun 16m

Do you actually believe the first sentence of your own page on Responsibility? https://www.jpmorgan.com/pages/jpmorgan/about/responsibility … I think many would disagree #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 16m

I haven't had this much fun trolling a hashtag since #classconf13 #askjpm
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Dagny Taggert ‏@DagnyTaggert51 16m

#AskJPM Hey, Jamie, do you understand what Twitter is NOW? It's so dirty among the unwashed masses, huh?
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Corey Bussell ‏@cbuss5 16m

#AskJPM When you make $90 billion on illegal activities and get fined $5 billion did you learn your lesson?
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Stephen Applebaum ‏@grubstreetsteve 17m

Are you paying the NSA to track down your haters? #askjpm
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crywolf ‏@crywoolf 17m

You may have more money than us, but we are richier in moral and values #AskJPM
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Lloyd Flanagan ‏@lloyd_flanagan 17m

People who think the problem with #AskJPM is JP Morgan's approach to social media -- are missing the point entirely.
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Mike Hogan ‏@Hoganator 18m

Good fun with #AskJPM: Do I have to sell my soul before joining your bank or do you handle that as part of the new hire process? @zerohedge
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 18m

#AskJPM pop quiz hot shot, you can either take the home of a disabled vet or a handicapped baby.... what do you choose, what do you choose?
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wedgepiece ‏@wedgepiece 18m

Money. That's what I'm talking about. #AskJPM
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Ian Fraser ‏@Ian_Fraser 18m

#AskJPM: a case study in how not use Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/jpmorgan-shows-exactly-how-to-not-use-twitter?bftw= … via @BuzzFeed
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NDMR ‏@mynewdimension 18m

There is no such thing as bad publicity...unless you're JPMorgan #askjpm http://bit.ly/17v726O
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Mikéy Ramoné ‏@ThePantau 19m

Faster reaction than Obama to the @HealthCareGov mess. RT @TheDollarKing: RT @zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM
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Tim0thy L34ry ‏@CyMadD0x 19m

"@aussietorres: Did you really cancel the Q&A on twitter? Because I have moar queries! God dammit. #askJPM"
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 19m

#askjpm I've noticed you did not answer any of the questions, was this a way of channeling anger at your bank into a harmless digital silo?
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Tracy Lubbehusen ‏@TracyLubbehusen 20m

@jpmorgan Who was the most expensive politician you ever bought and what has he done for you and after how many rounds of golf? #AskJPM
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Stephanie Grimes ‏@steph_grimes 20m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A went horribly, hilariously wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 20m

Did JPM realise it was so ignorant? #AskJPM
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 21m

#askjpm what is your smallest regret?
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Shelley ‏@shelosaurus 21m

Abort! Abort! #AskJPM
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Stephen Applebaum ‏@grubstreetsteve 22m

Your hastag's been Occupied @jpmorgan #askjpm
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Meggie G ‏@Meggie_G_ 22m

#AskJPM how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could scam people and take their life savings?
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 22m

@lisaansell3 has posted a tweet theft on the #askjpm hashtag! ALERT!!!!
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Arb Cowboy ‏@ArbCowboy 22m

How many more tens of billions in fines must shareholders endure before Dimon resigns? #AskJPM
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Derek La Salle ‏@uberDeeds 22m

#AskJPM is the greatest social media fiasco ever contrived. A lesson in being completely self unaware of public perception.
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 23m

Do you realise you will have to buyout twitter now, just so you can shut down #AskJPM ? #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 23m

#askjpm do you feel bad about systematically undermining democracy? Do you know what fiduciary duty is?
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Megha D. ‏@Meghatron24 23m

How many "Get out of Jail Free"cards do you have in your set of Monopoly? #AskJPM
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Howard Riefs ‏@hriefs 23m

#AskJPM was failed from the start. In fact, it never began. http://bit.ly/1cpDgxK #socialmedia pic.twitter.com/MPyzhwUOsL
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theMIX agency ‏@theMIXagency 23m

Whelp. That was quick. JPM has cancelled its #AskJPM Twitter campaign after a cascade of mockery.
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 23m

Is this why you won't answer? #AskJPM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrARTSuysM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Dan Salogub ‏@DPS1776 24m

#AskJPM fiasco is an excellent example of why a great #socialmedia plan is necessary for corporations. http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl
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Vanessa Wills ‏@vcwills 24m

@jpmorgan's #AskJPM Q&A is not going quite as they'd planned....
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 24m

Tweet theft on the #askjpm hashtag! ALERT!!!!
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 24m

What will happen to JPM when China remonetizes gold? #AskJPM
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New York Places ‏@NY_Places 24m

More buzz for Metropolitan Rod & Gun Club: http://sch.mp/0a63br - RT @alexrkonrad Dear #askJPM do you believe that people will ever jo...
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Trendsmap DC ‏@TrendsDC 24m

#askjpm is now trending in #DC http://trendsmap.com/us/washington
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Corey Bussell ‏@cbuss5 25m

#AskJPM How much of a bailout are you expecting from shutting down the #AskJPM?
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 25m

Can you give me a loan to make t-shirts from the #askjpm hashtag? #askjpm I'll even pay tax on it
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Zane Zodrow ‏@ZaneZodrow 25m

If I were locked in a room with Dimon, Hitler, and Stalin, and had a gun with 2 rounds, I would shoot Dimon twice. How about you? #AskJPM
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Naomi Sarah Rovnick ‏@naomi_rovnick 25m

Some of those #AskJPM tweets http://www.ft.com/fastft?post=68262 … via @fastFT
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 26m

Do you know what going into gaol means? #AskJPM
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Joanne Ross ‏@JoannePistonFan 26m

Why do birds suddenly appear every time your are near? #AskJPM
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Naomi Sarah Rovnick ‏@naomi_rovnick 26m

Some of those #AskJPM tweets http://www.ft.com/fastft?post=68262 … via @fastFT (Tweeting a post that's about Twitter.)
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 26m

Is David Cameron so crap that even you wouldn't buy him? #askjpm
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Lawrence Perspective ‏@LawrencePerspec 26m

But we're going to beat this dead horse. RT @zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM
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GlobalNewsandViews ‏@TheGNaV 26m

#AskJPM WTF were you thinking when u took the bailouts? You'd get away with it?
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Lars Pellinat ‏@Lars9596 27m

#AskJPM How many bankers does it take to put in a lightbulb? None, they like to keep things in the dark.
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Eric Scott Hunsader ‏@nanexllc 27m

Dear #AskJPM - did you trade on leaked Fed news 9/18? Evidence is overwhelming http://www.nanex.net/aqck2/4473.html
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Peter Lauria ‏@peterlauria3 27m

This is your fault Twitter..next time save the jokes until it starts "@m_delamerced: JPMorgan has officially canceled the #askjpm Q&A”
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Anna Schibrowsky ‏@banoonoo 27m

#AskJPM Since the overdraft fees you stole from my account were $35 a pop, why was my class-action settlement check only $1.81?
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Ian Fraser ‏@Ian_Fraser 27m

Oh. My. God. You've got to take a look at the #askJPM hashtag - some really pertinent questions in there. Why ever did they cancel it?
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 27m

I'm a bit concerned by an organisation daft enough to do #askjpm having so much power. Are you? #askjpm
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KC ‏@squirrelinNH 28m

#askJPM if China owns the gold vault now, do you still get to rehypothecate everything in it?
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EEC ‏@2echobros 28m

@jpmorgan Who's your employee of the year, #EricHolder #Obama or #BenBernanke? Does @MariaBartiromo have a shot? #AskJPM
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badalgo ‏@BadAlgo 28m

Where is Clarence Beeks? #AskJPM
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LL Albert ‏@credibleclarity 28m

#askJPM do you believe the financial system is safer for ALL Americans when < 1% of the banks controlling >70% of the financial assets?
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JUSTICE ‏@chandileela 29m

Oh what a great way to start my twitter day reading #AskJPM Q&A. I really needed that hearty laugh! tweeps are so funny, considering....
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Brad Lee Swanson ‏@BradLeeSwanson 29m

@jpmorgan #AskJPM How long do think you can continue to rob us before dems and repubs unite to take our resources back?
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Alex Marty ‏@alexjmarty 29m

#AskJPM RT“@carlquintanilla: Oh, by the way, JPMorgan starts $LULU at "overweight".”
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 29m

Who the marketed this and are they still employed? We'd like to personally thank them #AskJPM
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Joe Siracusa ‏@joesiracusa1989 29m

#askjpm Any tips on robbing billions of dollars?
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Financial Times ‏@FinancialTimes 29m

.@fastFT: Some of those #AskJPM tweets http://on.ft.com/1eNIbxh
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John Jones ‏@jubatus1 30m

#AskJPM hey Jamie Gold or silver?
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 30m

#AskJPM twitter is a place owned by trolls, don't know what JPM was thinking.
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Michael Curry ‏@mcurryfelidae07 30m

@jpmorgan What's your favorite shape? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/jdcy74Y4bU
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Endek ‏@kilogfinews 30m

#askjpm RT @ThinkerCatholic "One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy." - E.B. White
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Chris Frank ‏@ChrisFrankVA 30m

Hard to believe that this went awry. “@RebeccaJarvis: JP Morgan is calling off its #AskJPM event. Meantime, #AskJPM is still trending."
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Juliana ‏@KRGMOM 30m

This #AskJPM will be studied in Marketing 101 for years to come @akspov @Wu_Tang_Finance
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 30m

Can you give me a loan to make t-shirts from the #askjpm hashtag? #askjpm
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Stu Haack ‏@Copywriter_Stu 30m

#Social media is a powerful marketing tool. It can also become a witch hunt. Just ask @JPMorgan http://bit.ly/18tsggc #AskJPM
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Mister Townley ‏@mistertownley 31m

I stumbled upon the #AskJPM hashtag, which will now provide me with hours of quality entertainment.
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Charles Haines III ‏@manfromfred 31m

#askJPM 1) What's your favorite James Bond-torture fantasy? 2) I hear spaniels are the tastiest puppies. Do you agree?
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Hungover Ninja ‏@MyFEMANinja 31m

The whole #AskJPM idea was bad to begin with; @jpmorgan doesn't have the polish of Goldman Sachs. Tend to just stumble around incompetently.
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Geoff Wilkinson ‏@GeoffWilkinson 31m

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving cause - check out the #AskJPM hashtag or even join in and bash a banker.
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What goes down doesn't necessarily come up. Our chief economist offers a dose of bond-return realism #solidframework http://vgi.vg/1h1V2v9
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Lars Pellinat ‏@Lars9596 31m

#AskJPM Will you start a business unit focused on PR using social media for your clients? My mum always said "If you've got it, flaunt it!"
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Lynn ‏@LynBrud 31m

#askjpm do you still hand out the "Carpetbagger of the Month" award?
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 31m

#AskJPM I actually love JP Morgan, I always hoped to my nation and children's future destroyed by greedy corrupt bankers.
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Brown ‏@bletua 31m

OK I'm done for today. Same bat time tomorrow at 1pm right? Smooches! #AskJPM
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ScaleDB Inc. ‏@ScaleDB 31m

#AskJPM: Do I have to sell my soul before joining your bank or do you handle that as part of the new hire process? Hilarity
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Joanne Ross ‏@JoannePistonFan 31m

The #AskJPM feed is killing it right now. Dying laughing!!
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 31m

#AskJPM love/hate JPM, trolling makes one feels better.
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 31m

Does this look familiar to you? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/dPIhXver1n
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goodstar ‏@Goodstar72 31m

Will you pay $1 to the the homeless for everyone who thinks #AskJPM is a complete disaster?
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Kelly Coleman ‏@AtlantaBluebell 32m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50 via @HuffPostBiz
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Martin Collinson ‏@MartinCollinson 32m

#AskJPM Are banks merely scapegoats for the inevitable dynamics of late-stage capitalism or are you in fact motivated entirely by greed?
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Mary ‏@Bristolmary 32m

#AskJPM I want to further my marketing/social media career. Don't suppose you've got any vacancies??
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Jeb ‏@tatsumaki4ryu 32m

Good job everybody on Twitter for torpedoing the #AskJPM session. #standingovation
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Aleksandr Kalinin ‏@aleksiskander 32m

Jamie, could you please tell us some of your secrets on how to make money so fast? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/nOgOABCVcy
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Neon Trotsky ‏@neontrotsky 32m

#AskJPM Does Andrew Ross Sorkin still excite you or is it like a twice a month thing at this point?
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Sharon ‏@VestigesLCRI 32m

#AskJPM How much does crime pay (rounded to the nearest billion)?
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mike mcclellan ‏@Mr_Manywrenches 32m

Jaimie, as one of America's exceptional sociopaths..do you take offense at being called a psychopath so often? Rock on monster-man! #askjpm
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Mistress Augusta ‏@MistressAugusta 32m

Come into my chatroom #AskJPM so I can continue to humiliate you.
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Nilam Atodaria ‏@NilamAtodaria 32m

Someone should tell JP Morgan that attempting to cancel a hashtag (#AskJPM) won't stop the trolling on the hashtag.
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Nonchalant. ‏@TheFullConcept 32m

#AskJPM pic.twitter.com/9s8WYd3Fpw
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andréa lopez ‏@bluechoochoo 33m

people saying "#AskJPM is trending," are you sure you're not using Twitter Tailored Trends (enabled by default to reflect your community) ?
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heywho ‏@heywho 33m

They don't care! They have no empathy to human kind. They are the unnatural #AskJPM MT @Scary155 @thisisjustaride
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Chris Capre ‏@2ndSkiesForex 33m

Pure Comedy: #AskJPM PR Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-13/how-jpmorgans-latest-pr-stunt-blew-its-face
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The Brazilian Whale™ ‏@BrazilFinance 33m

Should your social media team show up to work tomorrow? #AskJPM
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John Jones ‏@jubatus1 33m

#AskJPM can you give me the heads up at what time you will take down the gold price tomorrow?
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billvingiano ‏@billvingiano 33m

#askjpm you morons are so out of touch that you actually thought this bull**** would work? what a joke!
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Halom's Newz Grind ‏@HalomsNewzGrind 33m

#AskJPM Where the 10 trillion in gold is that they converted from drug money.
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 33m

I can see #AskJPM is going to run for a very very long time. #AskJPM
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Josée Rose ‏@jcr616 33m

#AskJPM cancelled #badidea says spokesman by @DaveCBenoit - MoneyBeat - WSJ http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 34m

#AskJPM I'm sending you my Christmas list tomorrow..I want everything that's on it!!!
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Mason ‏@MasonRaeDixon 34m

@RebeccaJarvis #AskJPM Y they charged hardest hit funds higher then original monthly mortgage amount? More curious y its not investigated
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Guerrilla Educator ‏@GoddamnedBear 34m

@jackherer20 In my mind's eye, they are consumed raw. While running. #AskJPM
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 34m

Wait. Let me guess. You're gonna start tomorrow off by rage foreclosing on everybody right? Right?? Come onnn... #askJPM
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christine weinbrecht ‏@DeLaCruzTine 34m

@jpmorgan #AskJPM tweeted "#bad idea, back to the drawing board" and then deleted it. Lmfao
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azeem ‏@azeem 34m

@ezraklein @matthewingram #askjpm is the best corporate trolling evah. something for Goldman to aspire besting.
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wakeupsheeps ‏@wakeupsheeps 34m

#AskJPM Have you seen my mortgage? It was whole once, then it was securitized into little pieces. If you've seen my mortgage please call.
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Justin ‏@justincpasquale 34m

@ReformedBroker your #askjpm tweet makes me want to buy 8 of your books! I literally spit out my food. #amIdiversified
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your friend zac ‏@nap_dad 34m

is there a world record holder for itchiest butthole #AskJPM
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Rob Shore ‏@shorespeak 34m

Great reading “@cosmicoceanrain: There may be nothing better on twitter than the timeline of @alexisgoldstein trolling the #askJPM hashtag.”
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Eric Youngberg ‏@EricYoungberg 35m

where things stand ... http://bit.ly/1hFYbU7 #askJPM
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alrightythen ‏@jeeezelouise 35m

#AskJPM get back here and answer some questions, you *******!
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 35m

#AskJPM Are you planning on giving predatory loans to the Mars colony mission?
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Shelley ‏@shelosaurus 35m

What do you do on take your child to work day? Do you hope your kids grow up to be just like you? #AskJPM
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Seahorse Cavalry ‏@DrHypertime 35m

RT @cyberdyne: What’s darker? The dark side of the moon or the bleak nightscape of your corporate soul ? #AskJPM
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RebelCapitalist ‏@RebelCapitalist 35m

Is Jamie Dimon a vampire? #AskJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 35m

#AskJPM I have a conscience...how do I lose it??
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Lynn ‏@LynBrud 35m

#askjpm I could see things from your point of view- but I can't stick my head that far up my ass!
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Jace ‏@ceazmd 35m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Experiment Goes Horribly Awry http://www.americanbanker.com/peopl...-experiment-goes-horribly-awry-1063655-1.html
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goodstar ‏@Goodstar72 35m

Are you planning another Global Economic Meltdown in the near future?#AskJPM
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NFL Tipster ‏@Nfltipster 35m

#AskJPM what do you do at your holiday parties? Rape children? Beat women? Those appear to be at the same level as your ethics in business
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Aisha ‏@jellytotsyeah 35m

#AskJPM what's been your favourite economic crisis you've facilitated? Starting from the Great Depression
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Guerrilla Educator ‏@GoddamnedBear 35m

For Christmas, I wanna #AskJPM what their current financial gain from QE is. For Thanksgiving, I want to eat a banker.
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Andrew Storm ‏@AndrewStorm1 36m

How many billions more in fraud do you have to commit until someone goes to jail? #AskJPM
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billvingiano ‏@billvingiano 36m

#AskJPM Please just commit suicide now. After all, you're not really alive anyway, just greed zombies.
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Volatility Smile ‏@volatilitysmile 36m

Will @jpmorgan reschedule #AskJPM? Will @vox_magoo catch his connecting flight? Find out with our nightly news team at 11!
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qcat ‏@307heytp 36m

But it was going so well! "@zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM"
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akspov ‏@akspov 36m

I'm tuning in with a bag of popcorn to watch #AskJPM @KRGMOM. My favorite tweet came from @Wu_Tang_Finance lol pic.twitter.com/4VyXaa3NTd
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Beth Elliott ‏@BibbidiBeth 36m

So this didn't go quite as planned. JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50 via @HuffPostBiz
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Jake W. ‏@flyover_jake 36m

can you name a commodity I consume in everyday life that is not controlled by rigged markets? #AskJPM
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John Bordeaux ‏@jbordeaux 36m

Hey guys, Twitter was a silly idea. Head on over to Reddit for an AMA... That'll clear your head. #AskJPM
from Illinois, US
Mike Brooks ‏@mbrooks64 37m

Jamie, Wish even more now that you'd done the Twitter IPO? #AskJPM is never going away. And it's gonna be a great Tshirt.
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Apinak ‏@Apinak 37m

When you finally have all the money can you start on the job creating? Something besides butler jobs I mean. #AskJPM
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Ashley ‏@JustAshle 37m

I care about others. Any advice on how to make it stop? #AskJPM
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Aaron Klein ‏@AaronKlein 37m

(PS: The #AskJPM feed is hilarious.)
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 37m

My blow dude is a little pricey. Sometimes the powder is a bit sticky thus making lines hard to make. Need a new dealer. # please? #askJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 37m

#AskJPM You guys really are stupid aren't you?
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G ‏@UltimoDevast8or 37m

#AskJPM What is the easiest way to defraud the public and not have any of my associates see jail time?
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Julie Lowe ‏@julielowe 37m

Oh my! #askjpm is quite the #sm case study in action.
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Anna Schibrowsky ‏@banoonoo 37m

#AskJPM How do your $12/month fees for checking accounts help the 10 million U.S. households that are unbanked get banked?
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 37m

#AskJPM how many banks does it take to destroy the American housing market? Just one apparently. That wasn't funny.
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Aaron Klein ‏@AaronKlein 37m

Here’s an easy one: why didn’t you @Riskalyze the whale? #AskJPM
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NFL Tipster ‏@Nfltipster 37m

#AskJPM is this just a cover hashtag for more questions for Harry Redknapp? His Q&A went better than yours....
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Pilot.Light. ‏@Hanksingle 37m

How big a shock is it to learn that, outside the gates of your detached, ignorant community, everyone hates you to death? #AskJPM
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Kirk Diggler ‏@KDig7 37m

Did you know this? #AskJPM pic.twitter.com/CZFHLWKDCN
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Kerry Dolan ‏@KerryDolan 37m

LOL RT @KevinRoose Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
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American Banker ‏@AmerBanker 37m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Experiment Goes Horribly Awry -- round-up by @mariaaspan http://bit.ly/17Up6Ys
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Rebecca Jarvis ‏@RebeccaJarvis 37m

JP Morgan is calling off its #AskJPM event. Meantime, #AskJPM is still trending.
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Bryan Leist ‏@focusintime 37m

Can you explain rehypothecation and how it aligns with taxpayer bailouts and your business strategy? #askjpm
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James Morgan ‏@JamesGMorgan 9 Nov

Mr Lee: thoughts about autonomous financial entity opportunities in XBT/crypto? #AskJPM MT @jpmorgan Tweet Q early & tune in for A 1/14:0100
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 8 Nov

On Nov. 14 at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman, Jimmy Lee will host a Q&A – tweet your questions early using #AskJPM
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 8 Nov

He's been a part of Wall St.'s biggest deals @Dell, @GM. $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan on 11/14 #AskJPM
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James Morgan ‏@JamesGMorgan 7 Nov

MT @jpmorgan #TwitterTakeover: We'll host our 1st live Q&A on leadership/careers w/a leading $JPM exec on 11/14. Use #AskJPM to submit a Q
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Dim Sum Bonds ‏@dimsumbonds 8 Nov

#AskJPM @jpmorgan $JPM has traditionally been strong in Credit markets globally. What's your strategy for the Dim Sum bond market? Thanks.
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 7 Nov

One week from today a $JPM exec takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions on leadership & life. Tweet your questions to us using #AskJPM
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 7 Nov

What career advice would you ask a leading exec at a global firm? Tweet a Q using #AskJPM. On 11/14 a $JPM leader takes over @JPMorgan
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J.P. Morgan ‏@jpmorgan 6 Nov

It’s a #TwitterTakeover: We'll host our 1st live Q&A on leadership & career advice w/a leading $JPM exec on 11/14. Use #AskJPM to submit a Q
 

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eHigh54 ‏@AceHigh54 16m

#askjpm did you get your monthly QE check this week? Just wanted to make sure the #fed was watching out for you.
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Linda Kao ‏@prettytallchron 16m

Unfortunately being good at taking #TWTR public doesn't equate to being good at using it. http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/after-twitter-fail-jpmorgan-calls-off-q-and-a/ … #AskJPM @nytimes
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ed sanders ‏@e_d_sanders 16m

How many hookers does your average associate sleep with in a year? #AskJPM
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1000YearEgg ‏@1000YearEgg 16m

Do you still think fraud is ok because you are richer than us (and Mike Mayo)? #AskJPM
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Cathleen Ritt ‏@CathleenRitt 16m

Who's got the best hair days on Twitter? #AskJPM
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Sarah Mooney ‏@howsarahseesit 16m

Bored? Read through this # RT @umairh: The anatomy of a social media disaster. Or, the truth about your brand hurts. Click --> #AskJPM
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William t white ‏@eirelion 16m

'If you can't prevent rape, you enjoy it,' #askjpm
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 16m

#AskJPM "The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." Aristotle Learn that before engaging with the people
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 17m

#askjpm Are you planning a tour or working on a new album?
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Chaminda Jayanetti ‏@1000cuts 17m

#AskJPM Who'd win in a fight - one investment bank-sized nob, or a thousand nob-sized investment banks?
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darthpotatogiving™ ‏@darth 17m

working on some great #askJPM questions rn
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 17m

#AskJPM when you sink America for good, are you planning on naming us JPMorganistan?
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wakeupsheeps ‏@wakeupsheeps 17m

@BryanSmithRISI #AskJPM They shouldve put the Q&A up on #ComedyCentral and called it a roast. Is that 'GeterDone' dude avail 2 host?
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Patrick Rohde ‏@Patr1ck_Rohde 17m

.@KimQuiggle you need to check out #AskJPM; one of the best things I have ever seen on Twitter. America isn't happy with JPM.
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 17m

“@Fyd: @Fyd Hahahahaha #AskJPM is cancelled! pic.twitter.com/yhyRLSanfn” LOSERS!
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 17m

Dear @FT I have surely done enough that you would feature me in your list of #askjpm tweets!!!
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Gurbin ‏@jgurbin 17m

Is the wonderful mind that created #askjpm fired at this time? Or following your policy is getting a rise? You should be all jailed
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Dave Collum ‏@DavidBCollum 17m

#askJPM Is Goldman shorting you guys after the arrival of the Twitter Cluster Truck?

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K****ij Sharma ‏@k****ijsharma25 17m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://huff.to/1aqqzmT Maybe, maybe not, #AskJPM - trending, we are all talking about it.
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crywolf ‏@crywoolf 17m

A truly trader must honor their bid and ask spread. #AskJPM
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Dr Ausberto Torres ‏@aussietorres 17m

Dear Jakasses at HuffPo. Why do you write that "it went horribly wrong" when all people wrote was the truth? Go kill yourselves. #askJPM
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Persephone Clover ‏@PersephoneC 17m

A bit early but I'm ready for some @allinwithchris and my #inners. I'm hoping #AskJPM fail makes #click3
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Gregg Adrian R. Ilag ‏@Greggilag 17m

#askJPM goes wrong http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...ns-i_n_4269795.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
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Rob Blackwell ‏@ABWashBureau 17m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Experiment Goes Horribly Awry http://www.americanbanker.com/peopl...-experiment-goes-horribly-awry-1063655-1.html … via @mariaaspan
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ed sanders ‏@e_d_sanders 17m

Are the office bets on how small the fines for your crimes will cost larger than the fines themselves? #AskJPM
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 17m

#AskJPM Did you buy a submarine with the money you stole from us? You should definitely have a submarine.
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FayadH Alhaj فيَّاض ‏@Fyd 17m

نقد لاذع وساخر تفاجأ به بنك @jpmorgan بعد دعوتهم لطرح الأسئلة على هاشتاق #AskJPM ليتم إلغاء الهاشتاق بعد ٨ ساعات فقط! pic.twitter.com/QaVwM2BUu4
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The Witty Ginger ‏@TheWittyGinger 18m

#AskJPM Should Michael Carberry open the batting for England in the upcoming Ashes series?
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Schoun ‏@schoun 18m

Just read @jpmorgan's QA tomorrow is cancelled. Pity those you've stolen from, humans, governments, countries, won't stop asking. #AskJPM
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Obie ‏@ObscureStreamMe 18m

Are you guys in any way funding loans to those building FEMA death camps and making plastic coffins? #AskJPM #****ingKikes #RobberBarrons
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MRMARKETTE ‏@MrMarkette 18m

#AskJPM would you ever consider doing a #tweetshow. I understand they're very informing.
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Justin Ferrell ‏@developerjustin 18m

#AskJPM is thoroughly hilarious.
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Nothing But Hits Ent ‏@nothingbuthits 18m

@maxkeiser Do you feel like Jamie's daddy? #AskJPM
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Dave Collum ‏@DavidBCollum 18m

#askjpm Is Maria going to have Jamie's baby? How about Andrew?

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Russ Mackey ‏@russmackey 18m

SHOCKED to hear that #AskJPM was a complete failure. Love it. http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/after-twitter-fail-jpmorgan-calls-off-q-and-a/ … on @nytimes
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Lauren Foster ‏@laurenfosternyc 18m

RT @lloyd_flanagan: People who think the problem with #AskJPM is JP Morgan's approach to social media are missing the point entirely
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 18m

I'd rather bank with Kramerica Industries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJI8BkNYOJY … #AskJPM
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 18m

@JebusHChrist omg. Tears are streaming down my face right now. #AskJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 18m

#AskJPM This isn't the Media that gets on their knees for you..These are real Americans telling you to go **** yourselves
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Judas Precariat ‏@brokenhegemony 19m

"Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks." #AskJPM
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 19m

#AskJPM Did you have to file you teeth to make them sharp like that?
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ed sanders ‏@e_d_sanders 19m

Do the actuaries get bonuses if their estimations of the fines for your crimes are consistently on the mark? #AskJPM
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Mike Houston ‏@mjh22 19m

After Twitter #Fail, JPMorgan Calls Off Q. and A. #askjpm http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/after-twitter-fail-jpmorgan-calls-off-q-and-a/ … via @feedly
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AceHigh54 ‏@AceHigh54 19m

#askjpm how many lives they destroyed today?
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 19m

Why should I believe that no one is losing a job over #AskJPM #AskJPM? You lie.
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Dave DeVinny ‏@devinnysd 19m

How can I arrange to make millions losing other people's money have the govt bail me out and not face any consequences #AskJPM
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Black Sheep ‏@Spittin94Image 19m

This whole thing has me bustin up I love community #askjpm
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EEC ‏@2echobros 19m

#AskJPM @GoldmanSachs Hey #LloydBlankfein COME OUT AND PLAY! #AskGoldmanSachs
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Yossra Farghaly ‏@YossraFarghaly 19m

What's all the buzz about #AskJPM ?
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Chaminda Jayanetti ‏@1000cuts 19m

So, I guess there's no chance of an askGoldmanSachs anytime soon then? #AskJPM
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 19m

#AskJPM If only you watched RT's youtube channel you'd knew what twitter already thinks and how risky it'd be for you to engage in a Q & A.
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YellowFoamNovel ‏@YellowFoamNovel 19m

If all money's lent at interest, does a derivatives portfolio make a sound if it falls in a forest and no regulator's within earshot #AskJPM
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Andrew G Jensen ‏@AndrewGJensen 20m

That #AskJPM crashed as hard as the economy
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 20m

Only thing better than this was when the fed opened a twitter account! #AskJPM
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Harmony Eichsteadt ‏@spitfiregrrrl 20m

The occupation of the #AskJPM Q&A is amazing, funny, and kind of predictable.
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Dan Petegorsky ‏@petedan54 20m

Check out #askjpm hashtag. JP Morgan told people to ask them questions using the hashtag and hilariousness ensued. https://twitter.com/search?q=#askjpm&src=typd
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 20m

#askjpm What are your views on Marmite? We need to know!
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Tony from the Swamp ‏@tonybalogna 20m

LMAO #AskJPM RT@jpmorgan: Tomorrow's Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.
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Mathew Kagis ‏@OccupyMedic 20m

Did an unpaid intern think this up? #AskJPM
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 20m

#AskJPM my grandmother still has her home, if she doesn't give me cash for Christmas can you kick her out? I'm tired of sausage and cheese.
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Adam Coleman ‏@AdamColeman4 20m

Yo JP, have you just done this #AskJPM so you can write down goodwill and offset tax? If so, you're good... #Iknowyourgame #AskJPM
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Dave Collum ‏@DavidBCollum 20m

#askjpm Are you going to buy up all the shares of Twitter and then shut it down? Will the #hashtag dream, Dave?

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Eugene ‏@eugenephoto 20m

Ouch. After a Twitter #FailWhale, @JPMorgan Calls Off Q. and A. http://nyti.ms/1cpFFZc #AskJPM
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Skeptical Economist ‏@SkepticalEcon 21m

Can I buy a Credit Default Swap on my own Chase credit card debt? #AskJPM #milliondollarideas #CDS
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wakeupsheeps ‏@wakeupsheeps 21m

#AskJPM Which side should I back? The #Saudis or the #Israelis or the #Iranians? Looking 4 some Middle East exposure. Is #Syria a penny stk?
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Mary ‏@Bristolmary 21m

#AskJPM do you ever feel like the whole world is against you??
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Ian Fraser ‏@Ian_Fraser 22m

I wonder if BBC's @MyStephanomics is following the #AskJPM hashtag. If not, she probably should be.
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Dave Collum ‏@DavidBCollum 22m

#askjpm Is there a way that a hashtag can be deactivated?
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Aeraelhim ‏@Aeraelhim 22m

#AskJPM Your social media team should get fired. They give wrong advices. They're outta touch with reality.
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Bryan Smith ‏@BryanSmithRISI 22m

Curious why JP Morgan (@JPMorgan) scrapped Q&A? Call it standup comedy or a train wreck. See for yourself: #AskJPM
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Caroline Chan ‏@CeeSqrd 23m

The post-mortems begin RT @cate_long: JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A Went Horribly Wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50 #twittergoodness
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Michael de la Merced ‏@m_delamerced 23m

My take on the crash-and-burn that was #askjpm: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/after-twitter-fail-jpmorgan-calls-off-q-and-a/ … No one's losing their job over it, I'm told.
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The Witty Ginger ‏@TheWittyGinger 23m

#AskJPM Should I attend my Football Manager press conference or should I send my assistant?
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Dave Collum ‏@DavidBCollum 23m

#askjpm Did the JPM employee who thought of this idea get fired yet? Will you frame him for a crime?

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Brandon ‏@TheDollarKing 23m

What does Hell look like? #askJPM
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 23m

#askJPM once again proving how out of touch the perverted elites are.. #occupywallst
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Brian Jordan ‏@jordanbrianl 23m

Fun's over, back to work MT @DaveCBenoit: Following #AskJPM debacle, tomorrow's Q&A cancelled "Bad idea! Back to the drawing board!" per JPM
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ViolΛ SupernovΛ ‏@ViolaSupernova 23m

@diserzione Capito: #AskJPM è il tuo hashtag preferito di sempre. Bello quando i Giganti si fanno Tango Down da soli XD.
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Will Alden ‏@williamalden 24m

No one at JPM is losing their job over the #AskJPM fracas, @m_delamerced reports http://nyti.ms/1aFljIH
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Eric ‏@Talking_Monkeys 24m

Q: How many times has Jamie Dimon rehypothecated his soul? #AskJPM ˙ןnos ou sɐɥ uoɯıp ǝıɯɐſ (¡uoıʇsǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ) :∀
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Vampire Squid Patrol ‏@rblotnicky 24m

THIS -> RT @lantenengo @larrywright Here's my fav: @lisaansell3 Can you give me a loan to make t-shirts from the #askjpm hashtag? #askjpm
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Schoun ‏@schoun 24m

Do you realize if you split yourself into investment & commercial banking on your own, you may actually win back some supp... nah #AskJPM
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Harmony Eichsteadt ‏@spitfiregrrrl 24m

@jpmorgan Boxers or Briefs? #AskJPM
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Ashton Doyle ‏@ashtondoyle 25m

Wow RT @HuffingtonPost: JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A is going horribly wrong http://huff.to/1bvsJmi
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Cindy H ‏@cindyhartsell 25m

#AskJPM when is the best time to get out of a Ponzi scheme?
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martin newman ‏@martsnewmjr 25m

#askJPM a PR nightmare.
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Skeptical Economist ‏@SkepticalEcon 25m

Do you think you could get the legislation you want through congress faster if you taught them how to robo-sign? #AskJPM #JPM
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Oplerno ‏@Oplerno 25m

#askJPM is pretty funny and kharma considering that they administer #studentloans. Its time to build an ethical #highered system.
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 25m

Why is Fort Knox so heavily guarded? ITS EMPTY! #askJPM #occupy #zerohedge
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 25m

#AskJPM I've heard you hired Chris Angel to make our money miraculously disappear, any comment?
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Randy Romanaux ‏@SomediaCSO 25m

Now J.P. Morgan Winds Up in Twitter Turmoil: #AskJPM Canceled - MoneyBeat - WSJ http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl via @WSJ
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crywolf ‏@crywoolf 25m

Your PR people deserve a bonus, same way you received, despite failing #AskJPM
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Chris - TweetPit.com ‏@TheTweetPit 25m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Experiment Goes Horribly Awry http://ow.ly/2Brydq
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diserzione ‏@diserzione 25m

How's going ur plan to remove antifascism & welfare from european constitutions?http://blogs.euobserver.com/phillip...rid-of-your-pinko-anti-fascist-constitutions/ … #AskJPM Guess pretty well, u bastards
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Baz Hiralal ‏@_BizBaz 25m

#badidea, #AskJPM Canceled: http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl #dontblameJimmy #VineJPM?
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Mike King ‏@bankwide 25m

JP Morgan Takes a Beat Down on Twitter #AskJPM https://bankwide.com/entry/169-jp-morgan-takes-a-beat-down-on-twitter-askjpm … via @bankwide
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Vampire Squid Patrol ‏@rblotnicky 26m

lmao... Oh god... RT @ZaneZodrow When you "bang the close" do you like to pretend it's your Mother? #AskJPM
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YellowFoamNovel ‏@YellowFoamNovel 26m

Just how many politicians' testicles do you hold in your giant golden vice #AskJPM
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 26m

A man visits JPM and says, "How do I start a small business? manager replies, "Start a large one and partner with us".. #askJPM #occupy
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lantenengo ‏@lantenengo 26m

@larrywright Here's my fav: @lisaansell3 20m Can you give me a loan to make t-shirts from the #askjpm hashtag? #askjpm
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wakeupsheeps ‏@wakeupsheeps 26m

#AskJPM How much gold did you leave in the #ChaseBuilding vaults, for the new #Chinese owners, to balance the US/China trade defecit?
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Brian Jordan ‏@jordanbrianl 26m

@EpicureanDeal ah, the fun's over, but thx for the tip! MT @DaveCBenoit: Following #AskJPM debacle, JPM to cancel its Q&A tomorrow
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 26m

#AskJPM what does you IPod playlist consist of while you destroy America? Mostly Slayer is my guess.
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Dylan Hervé ‏@HerveDylan 26m

After crashing the economy @jpmorgan tried to crash the twitter feed with the #AskJPM
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Charlette Kremer ‏@cpkremer 27m

What does the whale say? #AskJPM
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Nothing But Hits Ent ‏@nothingbuthits 27m

Jamie, what color Kool Aid do you want to wear as lipstick after you go to prison...purple or red? #AskJPM
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Portland Biz Journal ‏@PDXBIZJournal 27m

Reporter @matthewkish did his own version of #AskJPM two years ago when he sat down with superbanker Jamie Dimon http://ow.ly/qNCaP
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 27m

Are you scared of our Goldman overlords? #askjpm
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FayadH Alhaj فيَّاض ‏@Fyd 27m

@Fyd Hahahahaha #AskJPM is cancelled! pic.twitter.com/KbgS9ctFwp
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Ian Hirst ‏@KfordBloke 27m

I do hope @MyStephanomics is following the #AskJPM mauling of her future bosses
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 27m

#AskJPM Now you know the Jig is up..This isn't CNBC.
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John-Paul Murphy ‏@jp_murphy 27m

I see #askJPM is trending worldwide... #nothingtodowithmeguv
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GGFrench ‏@GGFrenchy 27m

Jamie responds #askJPM pic.twitter.com/qoLiTJ0jS3
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Mike Brooks ‏@mbrooks64 27m

#AskJPM Jamie, Thank you. I was really wondering if people were paying attention and if they were pissed. Now I know. And so do you.
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jblz ‏@jblz 27m

.@McGrubbin, check this out RT @grossdm: Oh my lord, the #askjpm session. Will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.
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Irving Harrison ‏@irvingharrison 27m

@TMFChrisHill Please tell me @MarketFoolery will spend a few minutes discussing #AskJPM tomorrow.
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Princess Jasmine ‏@JazzzSaints18 28m

Lol, reading these tweets are funny.. (: #AskJPM <--click and read some!
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Sean Park ‏@parkparadigm 28m

Omg #AskJPM lmao > protip: if your going to pick an industry to disrupt these are the kind of weak signals you look for
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MARYANN ‏@zooey1000 28m

#AskJPM Watch you back. It is only a matter of time before you are foreclosed on.
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Mason ‏@MasonRaeDixon 28m

@RebeccaJarvis #AskJPM how can #Chase jerk mortgage holders around while they struggle monthly & call it "operating in good faith"
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Karim Moufidi ‏@karimmoufidi 28m

#AskJPM do you wish you worked at Goldman Sachs #badidea
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Martin Collinson ‏@MartinCollinson 28m

#AskJPM How long before this kind of public recognition causes the genuinely good people you have to leave and join decent businesses? #NYSE
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 28m

#AskJPM can you at least build a damn play ground with our money you stole? A damn jungle gym or something.
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Kinlay Hostel Galway ‏@Kinlay_galway 28m

@jpmorgan maybe there won't be answers tomorrow, but I bet the questions will keep flowing for days #AskJPM
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Zane Zodrow ‏@ZaneZodrow 29m

When you "bang the close" do you like to pretend it's your Mother? #AskJPM
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YellowFoamNovel ‏@YellowFoamNovel 29m

Do you have a picture of Al Capone hanging in the boardroom? #AskJPM #DamTooLate
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Ron Solo ‏@R0NS0L0 29m

RT #AskJPM Is bribery of federal government officials counted as a marketing expense, or a legal expense?
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Al ‏@JebusHChrist 29m

#AskJPM What's the typical cost of a government agent's soul and how do you recommend removing stains from one's moral fiber?
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 29m

Sorry we ruined your hashtag event, if you could just apologise for your plunder of the global economy,. I think we'd be even. #askjpm
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Naomi Fowler ‏@Naomi_Fowler 29m

Fine-prone JP Morgan thought it was a good idea to hold a Q & A session on Twitter. It really wasn‘t> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/askjpm-twitter-qa-turns-i_n_4269795.html?utm_hp_ref=tw … #AskJPM
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alrightythen ‏@jeeezelouise 29m

@Anonyphant I think the plan is just to hide out in the White House #AskJPM @jpmorgan
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EEC ‏@2echobros 29m

#AskJPM where is #AskGoldmanSachs?
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MARYANN ‏@zooey1000 29m

#AskJPM My poor dear psychopath. Please take no offence as we Storm the Bastille. enough arrogance from you Dimon.
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Eric Scott Hunsader ‏@nanexllc 29m

@TheDailyShow should go ahead with the #AskJPM conference as planned. We'd get some real answers
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 29m

Hows the 5 Billion a year in money you make off the food stamp program doin ya? #askJPM #occupy
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 29m

For the love of humanity people, #AskJPM about its weiner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrARTSuysM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Alan ‏@schussman 29m

Who could have imagined #AskJPM would go so off the rails? RT @jpmorgan: Tomorrow's Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.
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Halom's Newz Grind ‏@HalomsNewzGrind 30m

#AskJPM Why was Bruno Iksil trying to create a market altering CDS position in London? Were you trying to crash the economy again?
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Larry Wright ‏@larrywright 30m

If you want to see what a social media disaster looks like, click on this: #AskJPM
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NWO Dissenter ‏@AzulayRomond 30m

How many gold bars do you have hidden in your ass? #AskJPM
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Anousha ‏@anoushasakoui 30m

Oh social media u r fickle. Excellent pr statement though "“#Badidea! Back to the drawing board" http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/BL-MBB-11726 … #AskJPM
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C Waldron ‏@TheRealCWaldron 30m

That #AskJPM tag is the gift that keeps on giving
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 30m

Dear JPM, in support of my application for a position on your newly desolate social media team, I submit my trolling of the #askjpm hashtag.
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Vampire Squid Patrol ‏@rblotnicky 30m

RT فيَّاض @Fyd 1m @Fyd What @jpmorgan is doing by #AskJPM will be a very funny case study on how to create a real... http://fb.me/NrWWZunG
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kfreed ‏@kfreed2 31m

.@MKTWgoldstein More importantly, did Occupy folks tweeting at #AskJPM notice that #fedtownhall is a #RonPaulTeaBagCircleJerk @ThirdRockMom
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Occupy the Paradigm ‏@ParadigmOccupy 31m

How's that menage a trois with Obama and Bernake working out for ya Dimon? #AskJPM #occupy #endthefed
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 31m

#AskJPM what's the best part about being an crooked banker? The stock options or the yearly bonus?
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Sufiy ‏@Sufiy 31m

#AskJPM GATA: State Dept. Memo Describes #Gold Suppression, But State Denies Having Any Gold Records http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/gata-state-dept-memo-describes-gold.html … via @Sufiy
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M Cavert ‏@MCavert 31m

Wowsa. #AskJPM
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Mister Townley ‏@mistertownley 31m

JPMorgan Is Taking Questions From Twitter And Getting Thoroughly Trolled http://www.businessinsider.com/trolls-take-over-ask-jpm-2013-11 … via @clusterstock #AskJPM #News
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Luke Harder ‏@Anonyphant 31m

How much longer do you think you can rape this country before you're literally lynched by the poor? #askJPM @jpmorgan
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Meggie G ‏@Meggie_G_ 31m

#AskJPM @ladygaga lives for the applause. Do you live for the angry mob?
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Theresa M ‏@theresa_ishuman 31m

You can have so much fun tonight. Just read the #AskJPM feed and LOL. #FailedSocialMediaStrategy #PublicAnger #Irony #PrivateBank
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Aaron Jackson ‏@a_jackson8 31m

Who needs prime time tv when you have the #askjpm stream to read?
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Wish-Bone ‏@__boney 31m

Do you guys like pretzels? #AskJPM
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Lee DeMelo ‏@dollabillz71 31m

#AskJPM GOLD...GOLD...GOLD!!!!!
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Cynthia Hua ‏@cynthiaxhua 31m

There is strong evidence that Twitter is not finance-friendly. #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 32m

.@owensmum can I have a bail out to cover the tweet that was stolen? #askjpm
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Jeremy Lassen ‏@jlassen 32m

#askJPM Does the mars rover have feeling like WALLE? oops. I thought i was talking to JPL not JPM. Nevermind
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JV Gerbasi ‏@jvgerbasi 32m

Honestly, when did Jamie Dimon received Ms. Yellen's confirmation speech? How much stolen money from it? #AskJPM
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 33m

#askjpm What are you doing about @lisaansell3 tweet theft?
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Rick Rocket Boost ‏@TheBoostyBoy 33m

How do I stop the rats eating the flesh off my toes since I can't afford socks any more thanks to you guys? #AskJPM
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#New World Order ‏@nwohashtag 33m

RT: [Lars9596] #AskJPM #OWS #AskJPM #WallStreet #AskJPM #occupy #AskJPM #Banksters #AskJPM #OccupyERT #AskJPM #nwo #AskJPM #OccupyFrankfu...
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Peter Eller ‏@Peter_Eller10 33m

Q&A cancelled #askJPM
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Michael Paarlberg ‏@MPaarlberg 33m

#AskJPM I've got a bank I'm running into the ground. If I let you destroy all shareholder equity, how large of a bonus do I get?
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Schoun ‏@schoun 34m

Do you actually believe the first sentence of your own page on Responsibility? https://www.jpmorgan.com/pages/jpmorgan/about/responsibility … I think many would disagree #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 34m

I haven't had this much fun trolling a hashtag since #classconf13 #askjpm
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Dagny Taggert ‏@DagnyTaggert51 34m

#AskJPM Hey, Jamie, do you understand what Twitter is NOW? It's so dirty among the unwashed masses, huh?
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Corey Bussell ‏@cbuss5 34m

#AskJPM When you make $90 billion on illegal activities and get fined $5 billion did you learn your lesson?
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Stephen Applebaum ‏@grubstreetsteve 34m

Are you paying the NSA to track down your haters? #askjpm
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crywolf ‏@crywoolf 35m

You may have more money than us, but we are richier in moral and values #AskJPM
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Lloyd Flanagan ‏@lloyd_flanagan 35m

People who think the problem with #AskJPM is JP Morgan's approach to social media -- are missing the point entirely.
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Mike Hogan ‏@Hoganator 35m

Good fun with #AskJPM: Do I have to sell my soul before joining your bank or do you handle that as part of the new hire process? @zerohedge
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J_P ‏@BattleForTexas 36m

#AskJPM pop quiz hot shot, you can either take the home of a disabled vet or a handicapped baby.... what do you choose, what do you choose?
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wedgepiece ‏@wedgepiece 36m

Money. That's what I'm talking about. #AskJPM
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Ian Fraser ‏@Ian_Fraser 36m

#AskJPM: a case study in how not use Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/jpmorgan-shows-exactly-how-to-not-use-twitter?bftw= … via @BuzzFeed
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NDMR ‏@mynewdimension 36m

There is no such thing as bad publicity...unless you're JPMorgan #askjpm http://bit.ly/17v726O
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Mikéy Ramoné ‏@ThePantau 37m

Faster reaction than Obama to the @HealthCareGov mess. RT @TheDollarKing: RT @zerohedge: JPM cancels #AskJPM
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Tim0thy L34ry ‏@CyMadD0x 37m

"@aussietorres: Did you really cancel the Q&A on twitter? Because I have moar queries! God dammit. #askJPM"
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 37m

#askjpm I've noticed you did not answer any of the questions, was this a way of channeling anger at your bank into a harmless digital silo?
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Tracy Lubbehusen ‏@TracyLubbehusen 37m

@jpmorgan Who was the most expensive politician you ever bought and what has he done for you and after how many rounds of golf? #AskJPM
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Stephanie Grimes ‏@steph_grimes 38m

JPMorgan's #AskJPM Twitter Q&A went horribly, hilariously wrong http://huff.to/17v2j50
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 38m

Did JPM realise it was so ignorant? #AskJPM
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 39m

#askjpm what is your smallest regret?
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Shelley ‏@shelosaurus 39m

Abort! Abort! #AskJPM
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Stephen Applebaum ‏@grubstreetsteve 39m

Your hastag's been Occupied @jpmorgan #askjpm
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Meggie G ‏@Meggie_G_ 40m

#AskJPM how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could scam people and take their life savings?
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Owen Jones's Mum ‏@owensmum 40m

@lisaansell3 has posted a tweet theft on the #askjpm hashtag! ALERT!!!!
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Arb Cowboy ‏@ArbCowboy 40m

How many more tens of billions in fines must shareholders endure before Dimon resigns? #AskJPM
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Derek La Salle ‏@uberDeeds 40m

#AskJPM is the greatest social media fiasco ever contrived. A lesson in being completely self unaware of public perception.
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 40m

Do you realise you will have to buyout twitter now, just so you can shut down #AskJPM ? #AskJPM
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 40m

#askjpm do you feel bad about systematically undermining democracy? Do you know what fiduciary duty is?
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Megha D. ‏@Meghatron24 41m

How many "Get out of Jail Free"cards do you have in your set of Monopoly? #AskJPM
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Howard Riefs ‏@hriefs 41m

#AskJPM was failed from the start. In fact, it never began. http://bit.ly/1cpDgxK #socialmedia pic.twitter.com/MPyzhwUOsL
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theMIX agency ‏@theMIXagency 41m

Whelp. That was quick. JPM has cancelled its #AskJPM Twitter campaign after a cascade of mockery.
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pj ‏@wheeliesmom 41m

Is this why you won't answer? #AskJPM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrARTSuysM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Dan Salogub ‏@DPS1776 41m

#AskJPM fiasco is an excellent example of why a great #socialmedia plan is necessary for corporations. http://on.wsj.com/17qEpCl
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Vanessa Wills ‏@vcwills 41m

@jpmorgan's #AskJPM Q&A is not going quite as they'd planned....
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lisaansell3 ‏@lisaansell3 42m

Tweet theft on the #askjpm hashtag! ALERT!!!!
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Black Market Unit ‏@BlackMarketUnit 42m

What will happen to JPM when China remonetizes gold? #AskJPM
 

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#22
Well there are 2000+ more tweets since my last post but think we'll save on GIM storage and you'll just have to goto twitter to continue the chuckles!