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Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
By Yaron Steinbuch
October 16, 2020 | 12:08pm | Updated


Indian customs officials say they found about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into a man's rectum. Commissionerate of Customs (Preventive), Cochin

Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.

The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.

Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.

Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.

On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.

The gold was hidden in the traveler’s underwear.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/
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Now what I wanna know is how did they figure out the guy was carrying a barbaric relic up his bum?
 

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What a shitty inspection job That must be
 

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I'm sure a Roman, Chinese and Egyptian guy said the same thing over the past 3000 years,,,,,,,,
1923

 

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Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
By Yaron Steinbuch
October 16, 2020 | 12:08pm | Updated


Indian customs officials say they found about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into a man's rectum. Commissionerate of Customs (Preventive), Cochin

Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.

The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.

Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.

Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.

On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.

The gold was hidden in the traveler’s underwear.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/
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Was Richard Gere the packer or packee?
The Green Butt Packers.
Everything works out in/from the end.
Butt....its still shiny!
 

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Historically, Gold reached an all time high of $2074.88 in August of 2020. Gold - data, forecasts, historical chart - was last updated on October of 2020.

That means we're buying the dip!

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It is sad that we live in a world where a man's possessions can be confiscated just because he takes them on a trip.
 

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All that humiliation for fiat...
This guy will never hear the end of it.
The story will always follow him around and rear it's ugly head.
He'll be the butt of jokes forever.

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Not bad gnome. notbad. Open mike night here at GIM. whos next?

Who can butt pack their whole metals hoard while the K9 unit sniffs their hairy ass?
If you don't hole it, you don't own it?
 

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I'm not sure this is good, but I don't feel all that weird when I hang out here.
 

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So this didn't show up on the body / hand scan? They only noticed it by the way he walked?
 

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He got greedy. He should have taken more trips and just did 1/2 pounders.
 

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This thread is already scat so I thought I’d put this here

cop tries to jump a gate and gets stuck upside down exposed and embarrassed

crowd forms to laugh

this might give me nightmares, like when you dream about being in school but forgot to wear clothes that day

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhT2CP78R0Kf52U7S7
 

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he probably could have made it into a necklace -- plated it with copper or silver, declared it as copper or silver and they would have said nothing.
 

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he probably could have made it into a necklace -- plated it with copper or silver, declared it as copper or silver and they would have said nothing.
Heck, Goldfinger melted and cast it into a car.
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